Big Back 1
Why did the musician get locked out of their house?
Because they left their keys on the piano.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
It was two-tired.
Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems.
What can be soft, can be hard, and everybody feel shame when it drop on de floor?
Dumpling.
What do people always want more of, even if they’re already full?
Attention.
Why was the cookie crying?
Because its mom was a wafer too long.
Why was the broom late?
It swept in.
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
What cause a fall out in a family
Barrel from Farrin
What gets heavier the more secrets you put in it?
Your best friend.
Why was the computer cold?
It forgot to close its Windows.
Why can’t you trust stairs?
They’re always up to something.
Which Caribbean man you can never trust?
De one who tell you “Me soon come.”
What can make a whole Caribbean family come together in 10 minutes or less?
Run
What goes up fast, comes down slow, and ruins your whole day?
Your bills.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator.
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
What can disappear faster than a hurricane breeze?
Ya cousin when it’s time to help clean up.
What thing Caribbean people swear they don’t believe in… until they hear a noise at night?
Duppy
What comes in many sizes, can be stiff or soft, and you sleep on it every night?
A pillow.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
What do you call a belt made of watches?
A waist of time
What can wake up the whole neighborhood at 5 a.m.?
A rooster
What can count to 3 but never reach 3?
A Caribbean mother: “1… 2…!”
What can break your heart without ever touching you?
A text that says “We need to talk.”