True or False
Holiday lights are easy to untangle.
What is False?
You hang this on your door in December.
What is a wreath?
You swear you won’t wait until the last minute to shop… but you do this.
What is shop last minute?
Santa’s workforce is mostly seasonal and unpaid — this group keeps his operation running.
What are elves?
You expect this activity to be fun, but it’s mostly stressful.
What is holiday shopping?
You expect customers to slow down before the holidays, but this ramps up instead.
What are renewals?
Reindeer are real animals.
True.
You check this twice before Christmas.
What is Santa’s list?
You say this gift is “perfect” even if it’s not.
What is socks? (or candle)
Santa’s delivery strategy relies on this widespread human behavior.
What is sleeping?
You plan to finish decorating in an hour, but this actually takes all afternoon.
What is decorating the tree?
You expect customers to enjoy the days around Christmas, but this shows up instead.
What are urgent POs?
Eggnog is traditionally served warm.
False.
You put this on top of the tree.
What is a star (or angel)? Or Bret's cat.
You buy this because you can’t find the roll you bought last year.
What is wrapping paper?
Santa’s outfit would be wildly impractical without this feature.
What are pockets? (Accept: belt)
You expect gifts to arrive on time, but this delays them.
What is shipping delays?
You expect sales reps to submit their 2026 budgeting requests in Q3 but this happens instead.
Jingle Bells was originally written as a Christmas song.
False.
(It was written for Thanksgiving)
You leave these out for Santa.
What are cookies and milk?
You hear this song way too many times in December.
What is “All I Want for Christmas Is You”?
Santa avoids this common home feature because it complicates his usual entry method.
What are locked doors? (Accept: doors)
You expect the house to stay tidy during the holidays, but this happens instead.
What is it gets messy immediately?
You expect to work effectively for the week between Christmas and New Year’s, but you’re missing this.
What is motivation and direction?
December 25th was chosen as Christmas Day because it aligns with an existing Roman holiday.
True.
You always forget where you put this after the holidays.
What are the extra ornaments / tree topper / lights?
You keep this “somewhere safe” and never see it again.
What is the gift receipt?
Santa’s biggest annual challenge is completing this task in under 24 hours.
What is delivering gifts worldwide? (Accept: global delivery)
You expect a calm holiday morning, but this happens instead.
What is chaos?
You expect this year’s EOY renewals to be smoother than last year’s, but this happens instead.
What is it’s ten times worse?