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100

what is green and sings?

Elvis parsley

100

what would you get if you crossed christmas with st patties day?

st. o. claus

100

when does a joke become a dad joke 

when the punchline is apparent

100

why do  people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?

rocks are to heavy

100

what did one leaf say to another leaf 

i be-leaf in leprechuans!

200

whats a leprechauns favorite dance?

the shamrock shakes.

200

what should you do when you see a green alien

wait until its ripe

200

how do trees get onto the inter net 

they log in

200

what did the evil chicken lay

 devild eggs

200

why dont trafic lights ever go on dates

 because fist how should i know i looked it up but why would anyone know its just a light

300

what kind of spells do Irish witches spell

lucky charms

300

whats sour green and swims in the aquarium

a trop PICKLE fish

300

how do you find a cheetah´s at night 

use a spot light

300

what happened when you boil a chicken 

you get boiled chicken

300

why did the man fall down the well 

because he didint see that well

400

why do frogs always love st Patrick´s day

because their always green

400

how do celebrities stay cool

they have many fans.



400

What did one chicken say to another

Oh what ever sound chickens make it's feeding time again!".

400

why did the foot ball coach go to the bank

he wanted to go get his quarter back.

400

how many tickles does it make for an octupus laugh

ten-- tickles

500

where do rainbows go after being arrested 

prism

500

what did the hat say to the scarf

you hang around i´ll go on a head

500

What did the chicken say to the comedian



Your jokes are im-peck-able". 


500

why does a mush room always show up at parties 

he is a fun gi

500

why did grandpa fall asleep 

i dont know ask him

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