jokes
what is green and sings?
Elvis parsley
what would you get if you crossed christmas with st patties day?
st. o. claus
when does a joke become a dad joke
when the punchline is apparent
why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?
rocks are to heavy
what did one leaf say to another leaf
i be-leaf in leprechuans!
whats a leprechauns favorite dance?
the shamrock shakes.
what should you do when you see a green alien
wait until its ripe
how do trees get onto the inter net
they log in
what did the evil chicken lay
devild eggs
why dont trafic lights ever go on dates
because fist how should i know i looked it up but why would anyone know its just a light
what kind of spells do Irish witches spell
lucky charms
whats sour green and swims in the aquarium
a trop PICKLE fish
how do you find a cheetah´s at night
use a spot light
what happened when you boil a chicken
you get boiled chicken
why did the man fall down the well
because he didint see that well
why do frogs always love st Patrick´s day
because their always green
how do celebrities stay cool
they have many fans.
What did one chicken say to another
Oh what ever sound chickens make it's feeding time again!".
why did the foot ball coach go to the bank
he wanted to go get his quarter back.
how many tickles does it make for an octupus laugh
ten-- tickles
where do rainbows go after being arrested
prism
what did the hat say to the scarf
you hang around i´ll go on a head
What did the chicken say to the comedian
Your jokes are im-peck-able".
why does a mush room always show up at parties
he is a fun gi
why did grandpa fall asleep
i dont know ask him