Childhood crushes
Curious critters
Codical catalysts
100
720 is this to the obscure musician Michael Guy Bowman, who got married this January.
What is a credit score (2022)?
100
Hogan sees themself a little in this religious leader, who as a kid believed that he was the reincarnated champion of ancient civilizations. Unlike Hogan though, this man never moved on and was defined by that belief his entire life.
Who is Joseph Smith?
100
Without this early instance of generative AI that was fun and hip back in 2020, there would be no Google Chat Adventures.
What is AI Dungeon?
200
This demigod is plagued with woe and has terrible self-loathing, but he would do anything for his son and has the warmest voice.
Who is Garmadon (2015)?
200
The former president of this country wants to ban abortion for the rich and sterilize the poor. He may be barred from politics after trying to overturn election results, but a certain player of Roblox Furry Obby is rather fond of him.
What is Brazil? (pictured: former president Jair Bolsonaro)
200
Hogan is looking forward to Alex's upcoming story, which might talk about the Piglin in their 2022 Minecraft world who tragically fell in love with this mob.
What is a villager?
300
This character mathematically and masterfully makes choices in any given scenario that create the most convoluted chaos possible, but Hogan believed he was merely trying his best. One Gapple member cannot stand him.
Who is Wheatley (2017)?
300
The mayor of this American city pours illicit funds from the authoritarian president of Türkiye into the police while defunding social programs. He took a selfie with the Paul brothers at Trump's inauguration after months of blaming his criminal charges on Joe Biden. He's a Democrat btw
Where is New York City? (pictured: Mayor Eric Adams)
300
Hogan promised not to write any more fanfictions that CENTERED around Alex. So instead, in 2022 they wrote a prequel series about his ____.
What are parents?
400
He's a literal murderer and his job is to turn into a plane and he can't even do that half the time. He'll do anything for a promotion but still can't get one.
Who is Starscream (2015)?
400
This U.S. widower politician said in an interview about his dead wife that his dead wife "had the best body of any woman [he] ever saw [and looked] better than a Playboy bunny."
Who is Joe Biden?
400
Lesser Orsem Dreemurr really wants to divide the worlds and make them the way they're supposed to be...permanently. Coincidentally, he's somewhat similar to this 2014 character whose legs Hogan really liked.
Who is Lord Business from The LEGO Movie?
500
According to their creator, an angel of death gets its wings every time someone calls this character hot.
Who is Asriel Dreemurr (2020)?
500
This fictional film character is heavily implied to have killed civilians without care in Pakistan and Azerbaijan under contract from the U.S. government after the same government killed or wrongfully imprisoned his entire known family. However, this movie series is funded by the U.S. military so the government is never called out on this.
Who is Dr. Ivo Robotnik?
500
Hogan's clone Bort is canonically also their player avatar in this battle royale video game that became popular in 2020 just before Among Us.
What is Fall Guys?
