PA Local and State Officials
In the absence of commissioners, this single person makes decisions for the county.
What is the County Executive?
"How YOU Doin'?"
What is Friends?
These are the two photoreceptor cells that allow us to see in high and low light conditions.
What are Rods and Cones?
This Department's jurisdiction covers the workplace and unions.
What is the Department of Labor?
"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."
What is Airplane?
This person's job is to ensure that a state's departments and agencies are spending money correctly.
What is an Auditor General?
"Did I do that?"
What is Family Matters?
Faded colors, blurry or double vision, and trouble seeing at night are symptoms of this clouding of the eye lens.
What is a cataract?
The largest Cabinet level Department.
What is the Department of Defense?
"We get the warhead and we hold the world ransom for... one million dollars."
What is Austin Powers?
This official's duties often include enforcing injunctions, serving warrants, and appointing deputies, but they need not be a cop.
What is a sheriff?
"You got it, dude!"
What is Full House?
These ocular lens first became stylish in the early 1800s, although they had been used earlier to closely examine artifacts and engravings.
What are monocles?
This department oversees the nuclear weapons program, nuclear reactor production, and radioactive waste disposal.
What is Department of Energy?
"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."
What is The Godfather?
No medical degree is required for this office, whose job is to certify deaths.
What is a County Coroner?
"Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!"
What is the Brady Bunch?
Red or violet colored irises only occur naturally due to this condition.
What is albinism?
Food safety, food stamps, and advice for farmers is provided by this department.
What is the Department of Agriculture?
"That rug really tied the room together, did it not?"
What is The Big Lebowski?
This official prosecutes crimes committed against the Commonwealth and pursues litigation on the behalf of state agencies.
What is the Attorney General?
"No touching!"
What is Arrested Development?
This President boxed several times a week, until a punch in the face left him blind in his left eye.
Who is Teddy Roosevelt?
The US Surgeon General reports directly to this Department, whose motto is "Improving the health, safety, and well-being of America."
What is Department of Health and Human Services?
"Well, as far as brains go, I got the lion’s share. But, when it comes to brute strength...I’m afraid I’m at the shallow end of the gene pool.” "
What is The Lion King?