Unfunny Jokes
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk
Finish the joke:______
I like my people the way I like my tea,
In a bag under the water
How do you fill a blonde with ideas?
Blow air through her ears
What does a short person do when they greet you?
A microwave
Why was the frog late for work?
Because his car got toad
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims because they went through 110 stories in less than 10 seconds
What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?
They are both empty from the neck up
Finish the joke:______
My wife calls me skeptical,
But I don't believe her
Finish the joke:______
My dog sat on sandpaper. It was,
Ruff
Finish the joke:______
My wife told me to embrace our mistakes,
So I hugged my kids
How can you make a blonde go on a roof?
Tell her that drinks are on the house
How much money does the skunk have?
1 Scent
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener
What is the difference between chocolate and a person?
At least dark chocolate is still sold
What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back
Why did the lion go to a therapist?
Because he found out that his wife was a "Cheetah"
Finish the joke:______
May I ask, is your fridge running?
Well, you'd better catch it.
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
At least the criminal is wanted
Why did a blonde nurse bring a red marker to the patient?
Because the doctor told her to draw blood
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef