ARKNIGHTS
A vertically challenged person who refuses to fight, instead choosing to stand in the middle of a war zone waving a tablecloth on a stick until money magically falls out of the sky.
myrtle
A space-faring garbage collector travels the universe in a magical train to poke cancer sores with a baseball bat.
HSR
Jane doe
A blonde twink who spends 40 minutes missing skillshots and blinking away from his problems while hallucinating that he’s a "museum curator."
EZREAL
How much catfood for a 10 standard
1500
A walking balance nightmare who decided that bringing a nuke-launching boombox to a knife fight was fair, effectively turning a strategic tower defense game into a "click here to delete the map" simulator.
WISADEL
Famous dead athletes are reincarnated as teenage girls who are forced to dance.
umamusume
A simulator where you get stunlock-comboed into the stratosphere by a guy roleplaying as a 14-year-old ninja while your keyboard cries for mercy.
ANIME BATTLE ARENA (ABA)
A pirate who forgot their pants and decides to solve every geopolitical conflict by standing still and laughing hysterically at the air until everyone dies.
MISS FORTUNE
How many Aku Realm stages are there
49
A prehistoric spine-on-demand that lives inside an old woman’s back; it spends its free time being a literal "stat stick" and ignoring the concept of defensive stats.
monster
The world’s loudest slideshow where you tap glowing bubbles to make two blonde men stare at each other for three to five business days.
Dokkan
A "vacation simulator" where you pay 400 Robux to get pushed into a giant hole by a power-tripping shark, lose all your progress, and develop actual trust issues.
DEEPWOKEN
A literal mistake in the game’s code designed to ensure that nine other people have a miserable time for approximately 35 minutes.
SHACO OR TEEMO this is what chat gpt told me
Lord of Ruin Jagando
A religious extremist who traded her submachine gun for a holy leaf blower, proving that if you pray hard enough, you too can push people off a cliff while looking like a high-budget stained glass window.
EXUSIAI THE NEW COVENANT
A homeless man with amnesia directs a zoo of terminal patients to stand in a hallway so a 14-year-old bunny doesn’t have to do her taxes.
Arknights
A Victorian-era hate-crime simulator where 12-year-olds hunt you across a map for your literal soul while you hide in a corner trying to learn how to punch.
ROGUE LINEAGE
GUESS THE MODE
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True Valkyrie Cat can freeze which enemies?
Trick question; HOLY Valkyrie can freeze anything but Metal, not True Valkyrie.
A sentient microwave on wheels that provides moral support and a 10% damage buff.
CASTLE-3
A collection of 2,000-year-old ghosts are forced to participate in a 'multiversal death-match' because a teenager in a vest ran out of colorful rocks.
Fate grand order
A digital lobotomy where you compete to see who can lose the most IQ points the fastest by interacting with memes that stopped being funny three weeks ago.
STEAL A BRAINROT
golden spatula stat bonuses no need numbers
+90 attack damage
+125 ability power
+20 ability haste
+40 armor
+40 magic resistance
+60% attack speed
+25% critical strike chance
+350 health
+200% base health regeneration
+350 mana
+200% base mana regeneration
+10% movement speed
+15% omnivamp
How much energy is needed in total to clear all the levels in EoC1?
1,282