"I did something"
Moments that should have required a drink
"friends"
Honorable mention
Minor Inconvenience
100
Name this body feature: Abbey dated a man with a certain physical attribute that was very much untamed and would create a a cute little lip curtain that she had the honor to part before a little smooch. This physical feature coined the iconic saying, "Mustache Man and Beard Boy".
A mustache and beard 
100
The odd behavior that initiated abbeys had her first kiss
What is a wink.
100
Name the man:
This person was a friend from chem, COM2, honors symposium, a bumble match, and a bar tender.
What is Jarrod
100
The bumble boy said he was 5'10, was not 5'10, and took you on a luxurious date for fried chicken. He also wanted Duncan but then decided he didn't want Duncan.
What is chase number two
100
This type of male wants to hangout but never wants hangs out.
What is Sig Pi boys
200
Abbey likes giving Julia advice, even though she doesn't always take it and or apply it in a timely manner. Which boy did abbey keep re-linking with, EVEN THOUGH every time Julia gave her the advice to not reengage with this man.
What is beard Boy
200
This veggie caused Julia and Abbey to have a very bad afternoon in the local campus Starbucks.
What is a tomato.
200
This friend thought it was cool to take you on expansive outings while he knew his best friend liked you, viewed as just a hoe in the hoe phase, and loved talking about you behind your back to his husband. Julia also still believes this man was into you and just played it off, because who else does all those things when he knew his best friend liked you.
What is Duck
200
The only Tinder boy thus far "worthy" of a second date but thought giving Abbey a ride was weird and uncalled for.
What is a tinder boy with the believed name Casey.
200
The memory that resulted in us being puked on and kicked out of spectum stadium during homecoming.
What is pooja plastered at homecoming.
Please note that this photo was taken mer minutes before she was passed out on the bleachers with a EMT asking us to have her sit-up or we are out.
300
Abbey has a lot of creative energy, some would call it psychotic energy. Name three things abbey did to try and contact the mustache man.
what is
1- Evite for a facetime call
2- a super snazzy YouTube playlist- "talk to Abbey"
3- A wiki how article, "how to send a text"
300
What did abbeys mom tell her freshman year that has now cursed abbey and Julia
What is not having a boyfriend until Sr. year of college.
300
The Ex. friend who viewed abbey as a 1 dimensional, animal crossing, science fair loving girl. This person also thought that the feelings must be mutual because they went on 2 dinner "dates" alone.
What is spencer
300
Clayton is a cursed bumble/ Tinder name. Please name the preference of making out that clayton 2 enjoyed in abbey and his hammock under the stars.
What is sword fighting.
300
Abbey is exceedingly above average in most categories in her life.
Due to her determination and dedication to stay special, she seeks out an above average amount of men with what mental disorders.
What is depression and anxiety.
400
What was the peak of friend- megaton of 2020 for abbey? Hint, a tik tok started the war because it was viewed as that you were taking "advantage" of a boy.
What is spencie and ducky
400
Math problem:
What percentage of men has abbey went on a date with from january 2021- current, if she scheduled 6 dates in that time period and hung out with 1 man?
What is 0.16666666666 = 1.6%
While this may seem sad, it should be know that that the 1.6% of men who hung out with her was actually a beta boy and sat on a separate couch then abbey so that makes the 1.6% negligible, thus after further calculation the percentage is 0%.
400
Recent developments have arised with what childhood friend? He wanted to invite himself over for a good round of hot sake and just "vibe" to some good music. Moreover, he just wanted to see where the night would take them. This man is also fresh off a breakup and wants to use abbey as a sweet, sweet rebound.
What is Harris
400
This was abbeys very first tinder date, starting her JOURNEY. This boy went out with our bestie pooja and her roomie sierra first. A notable moment is that he danced so hard in his car that he shook.
What is Dan Lincon
400
What initial (s) name boy does abbey attract and then never actually hangs out with/go on a date with because they cancel the day off.
What is J and C
500
True/False: It is mathematical fact that abbey actually does have a reliable lover.
Please name the lover if true.
What is true
500
Abbey likes to say she has no found memories of her dating life the past year. Please name the most traumatic experience thus far that is characterized as a form of departure from ones life that is abrupt and uncalled for. One may think, who in this day does this act? I would ask the mustache man but... wait...
500
While this friend did not want to HU and or date, this person liked blacking out with Julia and Abbey sophomore year, to this day giving them sever PTSD memories when thinking about valentines day. Name the person.
What is Pooja
500
This is the boy that abbey talked to for months and finally hung out with but at his apartment he would not even sit on the same couch as abbey. Please name the boy and the strange behavior that contradicts whether he liked abbey or not.
What is John and buying her dinner.
500
Math question: If abbey schedule's 5 dates in a span of a month, how many dates does abbey go on?
What is literally zero.