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Abby’s favorite guilty pleasure genre of music she affectionately refers to as “Y2K teenage white girl pop”, and includes songs like this #1 hit by Christina Aguilera
What is Genie in a Bottle?
This four word motto demonstrates a disbelief in authority over personage, and is followed by Abby despite her constant gushing of people in bands and saying things like “I love him so much” about celebrities
What is “No gods, no masters”?
I am so sick of hearing people say this to brand new parents
What is “they look so much like you!”?
Abby has a strange medical condition caused by stress and past illness that affects her gag reflex and metabolism, resulting in almost daily instances of this uncomfortable symptom
What is vomiting?
This long haired bassist-turned-guitarist of Motionless in White re-inspired Abby to continue learning guitar
Who is Ricky Horror?
This character ’s Day Off, a 1986 teen comedy is a mutual favorite movie of Caden and Abby, and takes place on Abby’s birthday 22 years before
Who is Ferris Bueller?
This commonly disliked word is used by Caden and Abby to describe an interesting or engaging conversation
What is moist?
I cant stand this kind of actor, commonly used in family movies or Disney shows
What is a child actor?
This genre of metal music is apparently mutually enjoyed by Caden and Abby, with pioneering bands such as Bleeding Through, Poison the Well, Motionless in White, Bring Me the Horizon, and many others
What is metalcore?
Abby has upwards of 45 printed images of this New Jersey born “emo” singer on the walls of her room from a past obsession with his band
Who is Gerard Way?
Abby’s favorite retail chain only comes around in store for 1-2 months a year, and when it opens she enjoys walking around without buying much because she can’t afford it
What is Spirit Halloween?
Abby has many collections, the largest being this
What is stuffies?
This commonly enjoyed summer activity/sport is despised by Abby because of her insecurities as well as how uncomfortable the activity is to her
What is swimming?
These characters commonly found at carnivals, circuses, and thrift store shelves are completely adored by Abby for their playful yet sometimes sinister appearances
What are clowns?
This famous composer with works collaborated with Tim Burton is a part of one of Abby’s favorite bands Oingo Boingo, and provided the singing voice of Jack Skellington from Nightmare Before Christmas
Who is Danny Elfman?
This fashion item appears to be Caden’s favorite, as he wears a different one every day and cycles between a few of them
What is a flannel shirt?
A combination of this leisurely activity and a rainy day sounds weird and uncomfortable to some people but Abby wishes she could do it with someone
What is a walk?
Abby finds it particularly stupid that recent fashions involve jeans that are too this
What is short?
This “weird” singer/songwriter heavily contributed to the comeback of Jeopardy after he released his song about losing on Jeopardy
Who is Weird Al Yankovic?
Yet another musician, this man is all over Abby’s pinterest feed, his signature style consisting of red lipstick, eyeliner, teased black hair, and oddly, baketball sneakers
Who is Robert Smith?
One of Abby’s favorite movies is this 2007 horror flick about a teenage cheerleader played by Megan Fox becoming a bisexual cannibal that seduces her prey, and has a really cute emo boy Colin Gray as a side character
What is Jennifer’s Body?
These common household items are plentiful in Abby’s house and there are 3 in her room, and she names all of them respectively
What are houseplants?
What is mismatch socks?
One of my most vivid nightmares I had when I was a kid involved me drowning in these unconventional things
What are taxidermy squirrels?
This idiot moron stupidhead bravely made the first move to becoming friends with Abby, and is at the top of her Snapchat best friends list now because of his initial courage to talk to her first
Who is Caden Heath?