Abominaballs History
This was the team name before being rebranded to the current "Abominaballs" name.
The Flymingos
"I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
The Wizard of Oz
"It's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind."
Neil Armstrong. July 20th, 1969.
This princess is known for staying out past curfew, disrespecting her legal guardian, and calling out her "subjectively" ugly stepsisters.
Cinderella
What's 9 + 10?
21
This Abominaballs player had a stellar .326 kicking percentage, an OBA of .421, and was captain for most of their tenure until they stupidly decided to move away to Knoxville like a jerk, but I'm totally not upset by it.
Cotter Moore
The King of Jewelry
Lord of the Rings
"It's risky having a kid because they could be a loser."
Hannah Moore. 10/3/2025 at Ziggy's
This princess was a girl boss before that was a thing and broke gender norms by fighting in the military while she also had a magical dragon that was voiced by someone who eventually would fall in love with a dragon.
Mulan
This is the name of one of the biggest stars in our observable universe, but if you say it's name 3 times, Michael Keaton will show up.
Betelgeuse/Beetlejuice
The Abominaballs went undefeated in this season.
Spring 2025
Tom Hanks plays not one, not two, but SIX characters in this 2004 Christmas movie.
The Polar Express
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take."
Michael Scott quoting Wayne Gretzky. 2007.
Her movie has arguably the best songs (based on my opinion so shut up) and she is know for having hair that is impossibly long to clean. I mean come on, that's gotta smell at least a little bit.
Rapunzel
This majestic creature left our earth on May 29th, 2016, spawning an outpouring of love, anger, and memes.
Harambe
This referee officiated a number of games for us, was there for our 2 forfeit/scrimmage games, and even came to Axes and Ales with us.
Jessie
This movie came out in 2010 and I remember seeing it in theaters, or did I dream that I did???
Inception
"Oneth a month."
Stephanie Towlson. Sometime this year.
While her movie was not made directly by Disney, she is still a Disney princess who is arguably as good an archer as Legolas.
Merida
This internal organ belonging to a dear friend of all of ours is frequently reference in various games like quiplash, and now this game...
Tristan's Colon/Tristan's Colo
The Abominaballs had a dominant 19-5 record throughout the 2025 year. They wore these 3 color shirts during the the Spring, Summer, and Fall seasons.
Lilac (Fall)
Maya (Summer)
Pickle (Spring)
This was the first ever "Best Picture Winner" at the Academy Awards in 1928
Wings
"I finally started listening to big booty mixes and now they're gone off Spotify?! wut da heck."
Taryn Prutsman, 7/27/2022
This princess is known for their 2 cats and dog, their magical ability to make any room beautiful, and for having the best smile.
Josh Kowalski
This is my middle name (Kate is not allowed to answer).
Joseph