kids
What is Miko’s middle name?
Kamakanamaikalani
Who did dad fly a cup of water at for letting champagne out when he was gone?
Bubz
Who dropped a crock pot on mom’s foot?
Maile
What is my full name?
Kamalei Kanani o Kealoha Perry
What position did I play in softball?
Catcher, third base, center field
Which kid yelled at Maile tonight causing both her and her sister to get in trouble two seconds later.
Ensley
Who did dad used to say was my real faddah?
Judah
How often does mom visit me and her grandkids when Hua’s not here?
Once a month
Name a book series where i’ve read all the books from beginning to end?
The hunger games or twilight
What sport did all the uncles come to watch me play in the 6th grade, but then sprained my ankle before the game even started, so all the uncles were sick and went home?
basketball
What sport does isa play?
T-ball
Who wanted me to move to Hawaii with them after she found out dad beats me up, but dad said that person could never watch me good.
Mama moki
Which sibling did mom ask to write a book about her and dad’s life bc she wanted a love story of two cousins to be shared to the world?
Me, kama
What was my absolute favorite boy band in middle school?
Mindless behavior
What sport was I playing when the caspinos were there and kAlani yelled “best Samoan kicker”, then punted the ball straight into Kalei’s gut causing her to fall over and mom and dad mouthing “wtf”
Soccer
Where was Zay when he missed Isa’s one and only tball game even though he never missed a game before that but decided this was way more important than his daughter’s game?
In Vegas for Sefo’s 21st
Who did dad think mama Moki’s favorite child was?
Her Harry Boy
Mom repped the saints but what NFL team did she secretly like?
The panthers
Who was my celebrity crush ?
Damon Salvatore (Ian somerhalder), or Mark Ruffalo.
Which coach kept me from batting one inning and papa went and gave that coach a piece of his mind right after the game?
coach Steve
What sport did isa want to give a try this past fall?
Soccer
When I was getting beat up by dad and looked at the door one last time to make a run for it, which sibling locked the door then ran upstairs, sealing my fate to get completely beat that day?
Bubba
Where was mom when she got carried out in a gurney and whisked away to the hospital in an ambulance for alcohol poisoning bc she went limp with no movement?
Ceasars palace, las vegas
Sho was my girl best friend my Jr. year of high school?
Shyane White
What sport did Kama do for two weeks, then quit.
Boxing