Transportation
The scuba diver dived out of the plane and flew through the air.
What's silly about this sentence?
A scuba diver dives into the water/ocean.
The polar bear and the elephant grazed on the grass in Africa.
What's silly about this sentence?
A polar bear lives in a cold climate. Africa is too hot for this animal.
My dad likes two scoops of salt in his coffee every morning.
What's silly about this sentence?
Sugar is used in coffee, not salt.
I cut the paper with my axe.
What's silly about this sentence?
Paper is cut with scissors. An axe can cut wood.
Mom put the dirty clothes in the dishwasher and the dirty dishes in the washing machine.
What's silly about this sentence?
Dirty dishes go in the dishwasher and dirty clothes go in the washing machine.
My dad filled the car's fuel tank with water.
What's silly about this sentence?
A car's fuel tank needs gas to run, not water.
The pig neighed when the farmer brought him some hay.
What's silly about this sentence?
Pigs don't neigh, but horses do.
My mom used chopsticks to eat her soup.
What's silly about this sentence?
Soup is a liquid that is eaten with a spoon. The chopsticks wouldn't be able to pick any soup up.
I put the ice cubes in the oven to freeze them.
What's silly about this sentence?
Ice cubes would melt in the oven.
My hands were dirty so I washed them with butter.
What's silly about this sentence?
Dad parked his truck and cast out the anchor so the truck wouldn't drift away.
What's silly about this sentence?
A car doesn't have an anchor. Anchors are on boats and are cast out into the water.
The giant octopus attacked the eagle as it flew high above the clouds.
What's silly about this sentence?
Octopuses can't fly in the sky.
He put the orange in the toaster and poured a glass of toast.
What's silly about this sentence?
I rode my bike across the lake to get to the other side.
What's silly about this sentence?
The bike would go underwater because it can't float.
I put glue on my toothbrush every morning.
What's silly about this sentence?
Toothpaste is used to brush teeth. The glue would feel sticky.
The submarine drove down the town's Main Street.
What's silly about this sentence?
Submarines don't have wheels and are driven underwater.
The camel ran through the snow in the North Pole.
What's silly about this sentence?
Camels live in the desert. The North Pole would be too cold for them.
I use my spoon to cut the steak and a knife to eat my soup.
What's silly about this sentence?
A steak is cut with a knife and soup is eaten with a spoon.
I raked the leaves in the yard with my comb.
What's silly about this sentence?
Leaves are raked with a rake. It would take a long time to rake them with a comb.
Mom told me to get the mop and bucket of water to clean the carpet.
What's silly about this sentence?
The astronauts went to the moon on the hot air balloon.
What's silly about this sentence?
Astronauts go to the moon in a spaceship because there is no oxygen in space.
I trained my pet shark to fetch sticks and roll over.
What's silly about this sentence?
Sharks are dangerous animals. They also live in water and can't be trained to do tricks.
BONUS for 1 point:
What animal that lives in water can be trained to do tricks?
Dad made a fire on the kitchen table and we made s'mores.
What's silly about this sentence?
Dad told me to mow the roof.
What's silly about this sentence?
Grass grows on the ground, not on the roof.
It was time for bed, so I put on my muddy clothes and boots.
What's silly about this sentence?
Your parents would be mad if you went to bed in dirty clothes. The sheets would get muddy!