Dad Jokes
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What is Ten tickles?
"Kansas to Emerald city distance in miles, no traffic"; "Red slippers from witch, curse?"; "Winged monkeys unionized?"
What is The Wizard of Oz?
An update of "taking care of" this is "standing on" this, which drake helped popularize
What is "standing on business"?
Sometimes you have to do this, get relief by letting off a little steam.
What is Vent?
Just before Mount Everest was discovered, this was the highest mountain in the world.
What is Mount Everest?
What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle, and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
What is a Attire?
"How to get rid of fairy tale creatures in swamp", "Can you cook waffles if you have hooves?", "Donkey-Dragon power couples"
What is Shrek?
It means to respond quickly & sharply to criticism, not to applaud in return.
What is to Clap back?
It means to swerve off course
What is Veer?
What is a match?
Why should you never trust an atom?
What is They make up everything!
"Vegas flight for bachelorette but cheap"; "Stomach hurts trying on dresses, why?"; "'Hold On' by Wilson Phillips lyrics"
What is Bridesmaids?
This adjective that usually connotes evil means "really" or "very" in New England slang, as in "The Crimson Tide are _________ awesome"
What is wicked?
Meaning nullify, it's often done to checks
What is Void?
It's the 11-letter word all Canadians pronounce incorrectly.
What is Incorrectly?
This was Forrest Gump's password.
What is 1Forrest1?
"Each family member has unique magical gifts"; "Magic falters"; "Themes of family, identity, and self-acceptance"; "Set in the country of Colombia"
What is Encanto
This 4-letter slang word for excellent actually goes back to the 1960s; some say its first letter stands for "pretty"
What is Phat?
What is Vend?
If a British Farmer has 22 sheep & all but 9 die in a tragic shearing incident, this is how many he has left.
What is nine?
Why will Apple never create the iCar?
What is It won't have any Windows
"Makeup that makes you look like a rock"; "Panem child labor laws"; "Are these berries I found poisonous?"
What is The Hunger Games?
Comparable to friends with benefits, this word is an undefined & noncommittal romantic arrangement.
What is a Situationship?
As a verb this fashion accessory mean to conceal.
What is Veil?
It's the main reason in Wyoming why a man can't marry his widow's sister.
What is because he's dead?