Random Church-nerd-i-ness
From the Greek word Episkope, it means having Bishops.
What is Episcopal?
They are the 4 Gospels.
What are Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John?
It's a group of dolphins.
What is a pod?
It's the leading cause of lung cancer, so it makes sense, but in South Bend, Indiana, it's illegal to make a monkey do this.
What is smoke a cigarette?
It's a funny thing, but the average American does this 13 times a day.
What is laughs?
Of 5, 12, or 24, it's the number of times the Bible mentions “snow".
What is 24 times?
According to tradition, he wrote the first five books of the Bible even though he dies several chapters before they end.
Who is Moses?
It's a group of crows.
What is a murder?
You may not want to get your hands greasy, but be careful. It's illegal to do this in Georgia.
What is eat fried chicken with a fork?
The average American goes into the kitchen and does this 22 times a day.
What is opens the refrigerator?
Of 1, 3, or 40, how many days was Jonah in the belly of the big fish?
What is 3?
These animals maul a bunch of naughty youths who make fun of the prophet Elisha for being a bald priest.
What are bears?
It's a group of unicorns.
What is a blessing?
In Minnesota, it's both unwise and illegal to tease these stinky animals.
What is a skunk?
Of 4, 7, or 10, it's the number of feet of nose hair the average person grows over their lifetime.
What is 7?
It's the Spanish word for "church".
What is Iglesia?
They are the two main languages used in the Bible—one in the Old Testament and the other in the New Testament.
What are Hebrew and Greek?
It's a group of frogs.
What is an army?
Stands to reason, but in Michigan it is illegal to chain one of these Florida reptiles to a fire hydrant.
What is an alligator?
Of 7, 37, or 77, it's the number of days (that is, complete 24-hour periods) that the average American watches TV in a given year.
What is 77?
Not the former President, but in the book of Judges, this warrior refuses to go fight without Deborah holding his hand.
Who is Barak?
After Noah got off the Ark, it was the sign God gave to show his promise to never flood the world again.
What is a rainbow?
It's a group of ravens.
What is an unkindness?
Whether they need to or not, every citizen of Kentucky must do this at least once a year.
What is take a bath?
Of $300, $800, or $1100, it's what the average American spends each year on coffee.
What is $1100?