Carnac the Magnificent
Peter Pan
What do you use to fry a peter?
What did the cat say when he lost all his money?
What's "I'm paw!"
13.8 billion years old
How old is the universe in years?
The Collective Noun For Giraffes?
What is "Tower"
Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
Eleven.
What is the total of Bo Derek and Ted Quinn?
Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle?
What's "Too many cheetahs."
Percent of the universe that is dark matter?
27%
A Crossbreed Between A Zebra And A Donkey Called?
What is a "Zonkey"
How does a man show he's planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
"Hi diddly dee."
How do you say "Good morning" to your diddly dee?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What's "“Let us prey.”"
Number of plants in the Solar System
What is "eight"
A Female Elephant Called?
What is "a cow"
What did God say after creating man?
I can do so much better.
The Orient express.
What is a drink made with soy sauce and prune juice?
What is a cat’s favorite kitchen tool?
Whats "The “whisker”
smallest planet in our solar system
What is Mercury
A Bird Can’t Move Their Eyeballs?
What is "Owl"
What's the difference between Big Foot and an intelligent man?
Big Foot's been spotted several times.
Until he gets caught.
How long does a United States Congressman serve?
Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
What's "To keep an eye on the mouse!"
Most common type of star found in the Milky Way?
What is Red dwarf stars
Type Of Animal Is A Russian Blue?
What is a "cat"
Why Men are like Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.