THE CIVIL WAR
THE CUSTOMER IS NEVER RIGHT
COMMON BONDS
BOOK DEDICATIONS
I THINK I'M PREGNANT
400

Confederate Gen. Longstreet was actually in command of the disastrous Gettysburg attack known as this man's "Charge"

Pickett

400

In a "Monty Python" skit, John Cleese lodges a complaint about a dead one of these just bought from a store & gets little satisfaction

a parrot

400

Tuna,
tennis balls,
paint

Things that come in a can

400

He wrote "The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe" for Lucy Barfield & dedicated it to her from "your affectionate Godfather"

C.S. Lewis

400

In the 1930s the Hogben test used the African clawed species of this amphibian to test if a (human) woman was pregnant

a frog

800

The Union won at Gettysburg on July 3, 1863; on July 4, Confederates surrendered this vital city in the west

Vicksburg

800

This "Seinfeld" character can't get supreme flounder from a Chinese restaurant, so she has to resort to all sorts of tricks

Elaine

800

A bowling ball,
your eyes,
dice

Things you roll

800

Kristin Hannah dedicated "The Women" to "the courageous women who served" here, as well as to all veterans & POW/MIA

Vietnam

800

Here's the stitch: in the 17th C.'s "Compleat Midwife's Practice", a pregnancy test involved this item that has an "eye"

A needle

1200

The site of a key siege during the Revolutionary War, this Virginia port was taken by the Union after another siege in 1862

Yorktown

1200

Steve Martin F-bombs Edie McClurg several times at a car rental kiosk in this 1987 comedy, but ends up losing the war

Planes, Trains, and Automobiles 

1200

Knives,
minds,
Cheddar cheese

Things that are sharp

1200

Stephen King dedicated "Firestarter" "in memory of" this "Haunting of Hill House" author

(Shirley) Jackson

1200

In 2008 Jenna Karvunidis had a cake filled with pink icing when she popularized this; she later said the concept is limiting

gender reveals

1600

This April 1862 Union victory with a biblical name shocked both sides with more than 20,000 total casualties

Shiloh

1600

Someone wants to buy cigarettes in this 1994 Kevin Smith flick, but the guys are playing hockey on the roof of the shop

Clerks

1600

Barrel,
wingback,
club

chairs

1600

In "Franny & Zooey", he paid homage to William Shawn of The New Yorker, calling him his closest friend & "lover of the long shot"

Salinger

1600

It's common to have 2 of these imaging tests done during pregnancy: one is a dating scan & the other, an anatomy scan

an ultrasound

2000

The Monitor & the Merrimack slugged it out in this Virginia harbor with a name that includes a short form of "Roadstead"

Hampton Roads

2000

In this film, actress Helen Hunt informs Jack Nicholson that repeated rudeness will get him banned from her diner

As Good As it Gets

2000

Smaug,
the accident-prone Zog,
Saphira

dragons (from literature)

2000

She dedicated "Play It as It Lays" to her husband John Gregory Dunne, & he dedicated "True Confessions" partly to her

Joan Didion

2000

At-home tests detect levels of this hormone produced by the placenta & often abbreviated to 3 letters

HCG

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