SLOPPY JOE
Michael Jordan, Lebron James, and David Beckham share this number. Coincidentally, this number is also Joseph's age
23
It's a square block serving as a base to a sculpture
plinth
Whitman got tired of this somewhat cheesy 1865 elegy for Lincoln & wrote another, "When Lilacs Last in the Dooryard Bloom'd"
O Captain! My Captain!
On April 29, 1945 the 45th Infantry Division of the U.S. 7th Army arrived to liberate this concentration camp near Munich
Dachau
Biz Markie finds out a girl named "Blah-Blah-Blah" is, in fact, having more than a platonic relationship with another man
Just a Friend
"We love the ____! It's all about the _____! Hit a homerun!" Joseph won the little league championship while playing for this national league east team
the Mets
This compound obtained from peppermint oil can be used as a topical ointment
menthol
Words that rhyme in this poem include bore, shore, implore, Lenore & door, & there is at least one "-more"
the Raven
Soviet victims of radiation accidents are remembered every April 26, the day of the meltdown at this site
Chernobyl
Michael Jackson warns about evil "lurking in the dark" & Vincent Price waxes poetic about grisly ghouls
Thriller
I've lost my appetite! Joseph was in this restaurant's drive-thru when Maeve slapped him so hard he cried
Jack in the Box
On this type of schedule, you usually get paid on the 1st & 15th
bimonthly
Xanadu, your neon lights will shine for you as the location of this ruler's "stately pleasure-dome"
Kublai Khan
Centuries after Europeans named it, then with no "I" in "Serra", this country became independent April 27, 1961
Sierra Leone
Drake remembers an ex who used to call him all the time but now is living her best life "running out of pages" in her passport
Hotline Bling
We're halfway there! Joseph butchered this star's hit song in front of him whilst in the stands in South Bend
Bon Jovi
This structure at Chartres Cathedral once bore an image of Theseus
the Labyrinth
It's kind of a shame Lewis Carroll is not alive to rewrite this piece & rhyme "bandersnatch" with "Cumberbatch"
Jabberwocky
This Swiss-based superlab released the World Wide Web free to all April 30, 1993, having considered charging a user fee
CERN
Various people who live lives of quiet desperation, like Davy in the Navy, yell at Billy Joel to sing at a watering hole
Piano Man
You're in danger! This numbered highway was the route that added an additional hour to the trip home from Big Sur
the 78
We thought all these fishy fellas were dead until Marjorie Courtenay-Latimer found one by the harbor & took it to her lab by cab
a coelacanth
Ginsberg "saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness" in this primal scream of a poem
Howl
This organization was founded 80 years ago on April 25 to benefit institutions including Howard & Morehouse
the United Negro College Fund
Warren G has some trouble with the local roughs until Nate Dogg saves him; together they help some ladies with car trouble
Regulate