The
Disrespectable
Gentleman
Disrespectable
Gentleman
According to Adam: The perfect slice isn’t complete without these two bold additions that pack a punch of flavor.
Fresh Garlic and Extra Sauce
Adam kicked off the tradition of gathering for this high-profile pay-per-view event, filled with suplexes, body slams, and legendary matches.
Wrestlemania
This ex of Adam’s earned a nickname inspired by a famous district known for its cultural flair and bustling streets
Chinatown
What un-Fugeettable musician did Adam have the chance to meet?
Wyclef Jean
Adam's curiosity nearly triggered a stampede when he got a little too close to one of these massive mammals.
Bison (or Buffalo)
Known to be a staple for calves and champions alike, this beverage fuels Adam’s inner powerhouse.
Milk
An ex-girlfriend proved love can be a real chokehold—literally—when she put Adam in this wrestling move.
Headlock
Channel 595 in Adam’s house provided access to content that was anything but suitable for the average cable package.
The Playboy Channel
Adam’s middle name shares roots with a common boy’s name meaning "peaceful pledge"
Jeffrey
Adam’s educational journey took a public turn in this grade, marking the end of his homeschooling days.
The 6th Grade
Adam once sported this vibrant hair color, proving his style was anything but conventional.
Pink
In 7th grade, Adam tagged along with this social studies teacher, known for his unique perspective—literally—to a wrestling show.
Mr. Berzkinski
In high school, Adam co-created this strangely titled yet educational film that tackled the history of slavery with a cinematic twist.
Thug Life Plantation
Adam’s taste buds underwent a major transformation about a decade ago when he finally developed a liking for this fermented favorite.
Beer
While wandering through tall grass, young Adam's stomping crusade against 'grasshoppers' nearly turned into a dance with danger involving these noisy creatures.
Rattlesnakes
He’s watching the detectives...and Adam’s playlist, where this iconic musician reigns supreme.
Elvis Costello
In a heavyweight bout of sibling rivalry, Adam was floored by this lightweight insult from Josiah
"You can't handle these 125 pounds!"
Before they hit the big time (or didn’t), Adam’s band went by this ironically self-assured name.
Young and Beautiful
Despite their ups and downs, Adam has never been a fan of these gravity-defying thrill rides.
Roller Coasters
Defying all logic, young Adam once feared this apex predator might make its way into his home via the chimney.
Shark
This ironic nickname given by Josiah led to more fights than it did respect in Adam’s household.
Mr. Respectable
The year Adam was born, 1986, this larger-than-life superstar was busy holding onto the WWF Championship title.
Hulk Hogan
Brenda once commented that Adam resembles someone with this name, adding a descriptive adjective to highlight his appearance.
White Mike
As a child, Adam’s loyal companion was this gentle giant, sharing a name with a common Irish surname.
Murphy
Adam’s holiday paranoia peaked when he insisted a backyard suitcase hiding his Christmas gift might house these unwelcome guests
Snakes