Celebrities
Hannah Montana is homeless.
Homeless
“Two bros chillin’ in a hot tub.”
Two
-DOUBLE-
Becca: You’re very unreliable. It’s like one of the hallmarks of your personality.
Fat Amy: You’re not remembering all the times I’ve been awesome.
Unreliable; Awesome
"Road work ahead? Uh yeah, I sure hope it does."
Sure
“It is Wednesday my dudes AHHHHH”
This one doesn’t have an adjective, but it’s Wednesday. Everyone gets 300 points!
:)
Kylie Jenner is pregnant with Tyga’s baby.
Pregnant
“This bottle empty. YEET!”
Empty
-DOUBLE-
"I'm not like a regular mom, I'm a cool mom!" — Mrs. George
Regular; Cool
“Freak off Janet, I'm not going to your freaking baby shower."
Freaking
Drake is going bald.
Bald
Be careful around Cardi B...
Careful
“Girl, you’re thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.”
Thicker
Michael Scarn is an undercover agent.
Undercover
“When will you learn, that your actions have consequences.”
Your
“Sicko Mode” is better than “Mo Bamba.”
Better
Kevin Jonas is overrated.
Overrated
“Hi my names Trey I have a basketball game tomorrow.”
Basketball
Ross and Rachel were not on a long break.
Long
Beautiful
Diamond
XXXTentacion's real name is Jahseh Dwayne Ricardo Onfroy.
(May he rest in peace.)
Real
"How much did you pay for that taco?" “Aight, yo, you know this boys got his free taco."
Free
Rose could've made room on the wooden door for Jack.
Wooden
"Hurricane Katrina, more like Hurricane Tortilla.”
More
“Hi, welcome to Chili's.”
Welcome