"I'm a problem that forms inside your body,
I cause a blockage, making things cloudy.
You might feel pain or see some red,
And sometimes, surgery is what lies ahead.
What am I?"
(Riddle 1)
Kidney Stones
"I’m the cause of a racing heart and jittery hands,
My symptoms are many, from hot flashes to demands.
Your energy’s high, but sleep's out of sight,
I make you sweat more and feel the fight.
What am I?" (Riddle 6)
Hyperthyroidism
"I’m a condition that causes clotting and bleeding,
Tiny clots form, and your platelets are receding.
I happen when another problem’s at play,
Causing bruising, bleeding, and organ dismay.
What am I?" (Riddle 11)
Disseminated Intravascular Coagulation (DIC)
"After surgery to remove your thyroid gland,
You need to sit right and keep your head in command.
Keep your neck neutral, and watch for signs of distress,
This care is crucial to prevent any mess.
What am I?" (Riddle 16)
Thyroidectomy
"After I’m removed, you need to be placed,
In a certain position to keep your neck safe.
Semi-Fowler’s is where you must lie,
To help prevent bleeding and keep things dry.
What am I?" (Riddle 21)
Thyroid Removal (Post-Surgical Care)
"When your blood doesn’t clot as it should,
I make bleeding dangerous, though I could.
A missing factor is what you need,
So take a treatment to stop the bleed.
What am I?" (Riddle 2)
Hemophilia
"When your stomach’s upset, I come to your aid,
Neutralizing acids, so discomfort will fade.
I’m commonly found in tablets or liquid,
A simple solution, when your heartburn’s vivid.
What am I?" (Riddle 7)
Antacids/Aluminum Hydroxide
"I’m a stone in your urinary tract or kidneys,
Caused by infection, stasis, or calcium’s misdeeds.
I cause pain and blood when I block your way,
And shock wave therapy might help me go away.
What am I?" (Riddle 12)
Urolithiasis and Nephrolithiasis
"I’m a condition that makes you feel weak,
You might feel tired and look rather bleak.
I happen when B12 is running low,
So you’ll need injections to help your blood flow.
What am I?" (Riddle 17)
Megaloblastic Anemia (Vitamin B12 Deficiency)
"When your body’s swollen, I can help you heal,
A low-sodium diet will make you feel real.
Dyspnea, fatigue, and weight gain I show,
But follow my rules, and you’ll feel the flow.
What am I?" (Riddle 24)
Low Sodium Diet (For Edema)
"I’m a treatment with strict rules you must follow,
But to make you feel better, you have choices to swallow.
If you feel rebellious, cheat the day before,
But make sure to stick to the plan for more.
What am I?" (Riddle 3)
Illusion of Control - Hemodialysis
"I’m a condition that makes you feel drained,
You might be pale, and your energy is waned.
Eating beans and greens will help me go,
Boosting iron stores to help you grow.
What am I?" (Riddle 8)
Iron Deficiency Anemia
"I’m the difference between two kidney problems, you see,
One has more protein, the other blood in the pee.
One makes you swell, the other brings pain,
Knowing the signs will help treat me again.
What am I?" (Riddle 13)
Nephrotic vs. Nephritic Syndrome
"I’m a treatment that uses your belly as a filter,
I help your kidneys when they’ve grown a bit milder.
The fluid fills and drains, to clear your waste,
And helps you stay healthy, with a steady pace.
What am I?" (Riddle 18)
Peritoneal Dialysis
"I’m found in foods like bananas and more,
Avocados, potatoes, and spinach galore.
But too much of me could cause some strife,
Monitor your intake to save your life.
What am I?" (Riddle 26)
Foods High in Potassium
"I’m a procedure that takes part of your gland,
I need careful positioning and control on hand.
Keep me in line, with your head set right,
And low stimuli is crucial for healing tight.
What am I?" (Riddle 4)
Post-op care for Thyroidectomy
"When your parathyroid doesn’t work quite right,
You need calcium and vitamin D to stay light.
Drink more milk, eat spinach or greens,
To keep your bones strong and healthy through.
What am I?" (Riddle 9)
Increasing Calcium and Vitamin D Intake for Hypoparathyroidism
"I’m a clot that forms in a fistula you made,
Cutting off blood flow, my effects are displayed.
Your hand may turn blue and not feel quite right,
When this happens, something’s not in sight.
What am I?" (Riddle 14)
Steel Hand Syndrome
"I slow your metabolism, and make you feel cold,
Your skin might be dry, and your face turns bold.
A puffy face and thinning hair too,
Are signs of me when thyroids are askew.
What am I?" (Riddle 19)
Hypothyroidism (Myxedema)
"I cause your body to tremble and shake,
With a racing heart and a big headache.
Mild or severe, I can cause a scare,
But quick sugar helps, to make you aware.
What am I?" (Riddle 25)
Hypoglycemia (Low Blood Sugar)
"I cause thirst and frequent trips to the loo,
Your body’s water balance, I can undo.
To manage me, drink and take care,
But you’ll need a hormone to make things fair.
What am I?" (Riddle 5)
Diabetes Insipidus
"I bring fever, nausea, and vomiting too,
A painful infection, my symptoms come through.
Often after dialysis, I make you feel ill,
Left untreated, I’ll worsen still.
What am I?" (Riddle 10)
Peritonitis
"When blood’s being transfused and things go wrong,
I cause fever or pain, and symptoms prolong.
I may cause hives, or even worse,
A hemolytic reaction, the situation’s terse.
What am I?" (Riddle 15)
Transfusion Reactions
"I’m a treatment where fluid fills your belly,
But I need to be warmed, or things won’t go so swell-y.
If I’m too cold, your vessels constrict tight,
Causing pain and discomfort that just isn't right.
What am I?" (Riddle 20)
Peritoneal Dialysis
"I make your bones ache, and your speech may slur,
Itchy skin and fatigue are things you’ll incur.
When your kidneys decline, I take my toll,
But managing me can keep you whole.
What am I?" (Riddle 27)
Chronic Kidney Disease (CKD)