If you have 3 pies and your friend eats 1/3 of them, you will have this many pies
What is 2 pies?
3 * 1/3 = 2
When using a knife, you should never cut in this direction
What is towards yourself?
This handheld gaming system made its debut in late 2004
What is the Nintendo DS?
While in public, this should be the volume level of your phone
What is zero/off?
Grandpa started his weekend out with an 8:00 AM tee time at this place
What is the golf course?
Your dad baked you four pies, and your neighbor brought you 50% more pies, leaving you with this many
What is 6 pies?
4 * 1.5 = 6
To prevent accidental spillage on the floor (or the cook), the handle of a pan containing hot food or liquid should never face this direction
What is out?
In the late 1900s, these once-popular collectable toys were believed to be a great investment
What are Beanie Babies?
When someone is talking to you, you can show that you are listening by doing this
What is looking at them?
Grandpa spent Sunday afternoon shouting at the TV while this was on
What is football?
You and your friend share 1/4 of a pie, meaning that you each get this much
What is 1/8 of a pie?
1/4 ÷ 2/1 = 1/4 * 1/2 = 1/8
To prevent foot injuries, these should always be worn while cooking
What is closed-toed shoes?
This device served as an ancient music player
What is a Walkman?
This magic word makes people more willing to help you and shows respect
What is please?
Grandpa always takes this vehicle (purchased during his midlife crisis) for a Sunday drive
What is his sports car?
What is 1/6 of a pie?
1/2 ÷ 3 = 1/2 ÷ 3/1 = 1/2 * 1/3 = 1/6
If one of these falls, it's best just to let it hit the ground--trying to catch it could result in injury
What is a knife?
Burning CDs refers to this practice
What is making a CD?
If you don't return these when finished shopping, you may be an uncivilized heathen
What is shopping carts?
Grandpa loves to spend a big chunk of his Saturday afternoon organizing this
What is his garage?
If you have 2/3 of a pie left, and you split it with 4 of your friends, you will each get this small fraction of the whole pie
What is 2/15?
2/3 ÷ 5 = 2/3 ÷ 5/1 = 2/3 * 1/5 = 2/15
Attempting to use this to put out a grease fire will only cause the fire to grow
What is water?
This device was used as an ancient contacts list
What is a Rolodex?
While eating, it is considered rude (and looks super gross) to do this
What is chewing with your mouth open?
Grandpa says he's got a really fancy outfit planned for dinner out with grandma on Friday night, meaning that he's planning to wear khaki shorts and one of these
What is a Hawaiian shirt?