Geneva Suggestions
I know a “carpet bombing” spell technically hasn’t been invented yet, but this one, a “sentient fire” spell that doesn’t discriminate between soldiers and innocents, isn’t that far away.
What is fiend fire?
“Sir, you’ve been found operating a vehicle without a liscence, while under the influence of so many narcotics you legitimately forgot who you were, and while pirating every form of software known to man. How do you plead, question?”
Who is Dr Grace?
If I had a nickel for every time there was an evil sorceress with a weird fascination with murdering peasants, I would have 2 nickels
Who are Gary and Belatrix Lestrange?
The second book in this series tries to say the circumstances to one’s birth are irrelevant to their character. This is undermined, considering blood is the main deciding factor for many things in the series, including its own magic system.
What is Harry Potter?
“I warned you! I told you no man has fought with that beast and lived an you were all “One rabbit stew coming right up!””
Who is… … …Tim?
Look, I know 4th level spells aren’t covered in the convention but that was a zero-level peasant!
What is Dorkness Rising
Aggravated assault, resisting quarantine, unlawful entry, sale of forbidden narcotics, manslaughter of a would-be husband, and suicide. At least not all of his teenage romantic ventures were this bad…
Who is Romeo?
A comedy movie with bits of action and a heroicly snobbish main character, his short sidekick, and a makeshift team of weirdos looking for the Holy Grail. Their enemy? Europeans.
What are Monty Python and The Last Crusade?
“Wow! A priceless artifact we spent a sizable chunk of the movie chasing! I’m sure nobody will miss it, let’s make sure nobody else can find it!”
Who is Indiana Jones
“You see? You let one kid get what’s coming and they stop bugging you.”
What is Dorkness Rising
Look, captain, I am happy that you managed to interrogate a member of this cyborg hive-mind but because said creature is sentient and because of how hive-minds work…we have unlawfully restrained millions of beings here.
What is the Borg?
Theft, perjury, breaking and entering, several counts of aggravated assault, identity and insurance fraud, trying to smuggy relatives into witness protection, all to avoid being killed, or worse…expelled!
Who is Hermione Granger?
An astronaut doomed from the moment they woke up, haunted by the memories of their friends, is stranded in unfamiliar territory, atmospheric disaster strikes their home base, receives unplanned help from other astronauts
Who are Dr Grace and Mark Watny?
“Ya’know, it is really som’n. I spend all my time in these build’ns looking for clues to a victim or perp of the exact opposite of what usually happens ‘ere”
What is a hospital?
“If you can undo this knot, you will rule the worl-…ok that is not what I had in mind, the entire point was- no that doesn’t count!”
What is the Gordian Knot?
I mean it has to be cruel and unusual punishment at this point, right? We all know he did it but this detective has been shadowing the killer for so long…is this what inspired the tell-tale heart?
Who is Colombo?
Child trafficking, of the very child she was supposed to be caring for, immediately tries to resort to kidnapping once the deal goes through, presumably to clear her record, seen with several insurgents too. Although i guess her client is also the local law enforcement…
Who is Sarah?
An angelic messiah born on Christmas Day. No, Not Jesus, but this generic person with a generic B name and an unlucky streak.
Who are Brian and Bob?
An opening scene into this comedy subtly tells the audience to suspend their disbelief and not question anything…by having the characters think way too hard about the story and question everything.
What is Monty Python and the Holy Grail?
“Look, I said I would go crazy if I had to listen to any more of that music and…” *gestures to self*
Who is Mark Watney?
Given the amount of emotional manipulation, gaslighting, torture, and unforgivable acts here, I’m petty sure anyone who witnesses this, me included, is entitled to financial compensation.
What are “Friends”?
Forging evidence, tampering with evidence, witness intimidation, perjury, sharing classified information, at least the confessions he gets out of them seem genuine, we miss anything?
Who is Columbo?
A simple yet strangely charming creature from a borderline inhospitable planet, who communicates only in bleeps and bloops, sets out on an interstellar quest to save their loved one, unknowingly bringing humanity’s saving grace with them
Who are Rocky and WALL-E?
This character’s penchant for love is seen as immoral and immature when it happened in his time and kickstarted his fall to the dark side, yet it is that very feeling that allows him to do another switchover at the story’s end.
Who is Anakin Skywalker?
“I specifically told you not to disturb me or my studies, you proceeded to do so so badly, even the roman legionaries wanted you gone.”
Who is Archimedes?