Diagnose this
ASA might be a good idea when your jammed up with this problem.
What is a Myocardial Infarction?
Give this many ventilations after every thirty chest compressions...
What is 2?
Bad news if you rupture this main vessel leaving the heart...
What is the aorta?
This chronic pulmonary condition is characterised by swelling, secretions and spasms.
What is asthma?
The pulse pressure of a person with a BP of 120/80.
What is 40?
Not at all "funny" if you snap this long bone in the upper body...
What is a humerus?
This condition requires the responder to act FAST...
What is a stroke?
The GCS of your instructor multiplied by the GCS of a dead guy.
What is 45?
A tear in yours could leave you short of breath... a tear in your wife's could leave you short of money, free time and sanity.
What is a diaphragm?
Symptoms include bradycardia, hypertension, and irregular respirations.
What is ICP?
Don't give O2 to your cardiac patient if they're saturating above this number.
What is 92%?
Lacerate this organ in the RUQ and it'll bleed like a muthaf*cka.
What is a liver?
The tank is full, but the pipes keep getting bigger!
What is relative hypovoleamia?
The number of millilitres in the third dose of nalaxone, plus the number of milligrams in the second dose.
What is 3.8?
The point where the trachea divides into two bronchi...
What is the carina?