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Stocking Stuffers Pt. 2
Name! That! Patient!
Freaky Animal Facts
200

 Give 10u SQ BID.

What is "Give 10 units subcutaneously every 12 hours"?

200

This staff member was once a hand/wrangler at a ranch on Wyoming. 

Who is Dr. Addison?

200

The only singer to win the Grammy Awards for Album, Record, and Song of the Year twice. Both of the winning albums had titles that were two-digit numbers.

Who is Adele?

200

A female cat, coming in for a nail trim and revolution application. 

Who is Ellie Gill?

200

This animal can taste with their feet! 

What is a butterfly?

400

Administer 10 mg/kg of a 100mg/ml solution IV q24h PRN pain. 

What is "adminster 10 milligrams per kilogram of a 100 milligram per milliliter solution intravenously every 24 hours as needed for pain"? 

400

This staff member has been to Disney World over 15 times. 

Who is Kelly?

400

Established by President John F. Kennedy in 1963, Elvis Presley, Babe Ruth, Tiger Woods and Rush Limbaugh all received this prestigious medal. 

What is the Presidential Medal of Freedom?

400

Small male dog coming in for ear recheck and libre application. 

Who is Yeti Russo?

400

Certain types of this animal "propose" to their females by giving them a pebble—which brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "nice rock!"

What is a penguin?

600

TNTC Cocci AU, 3+ yeast AD. Instill Mometamax 8ggts AU SID x 10d. 

What is "too numerous to count cocci bacteria in both ears. 3+ yeast in the right ear. Instill 8 drops of Mometamax in both ears every 24 hours for 10 days"?

600

This staff member was married in Hawaii. 

Who is April?

600

This country is where the popular Haagen-Dazs ice cream was developed.

What is the United States?

600

If you use a baby voice, she may have a higher chance of anxiety. 

Who is Gia Blatnik?

600
Due to something called the "stay mechanism" these animals can lock their legs and sleep standing up!

What is a horse?

800

PU/PD, glucosuria, ketonuria, + CPL. P dx'd w/ DM, panc and DKA. 

Increased urination, increased drinking, glucose and ketones in the urine. Positive canine pancreatic lipase. Patient diagnosed with diabetes mellitus, pancreatitis, and diabetic ketoacidosis. 

800

After becoming a member of the American Legion, this staff member loves joining them for bingo!

Who is Jeanette?

800

After Chicago, this is the most populous U.S. city in the Central Time Zone Hint: They're about 1,000 miles apart from each other.

What is Houston, TX?

800

A small male dog coming in for cytopoint, also on phenobarbital. 

Who is Zeke Voss?

800

This animal has over 20 muscles to control their ears and can rotate them 180 degrees. 

What is a cat?

1000

Pt is a 4yo MN DSH ADRx1d, no c/s, v/d intermittently x2d, NPOx1d. Hx of eating hair tie. Dx: Gastroenteritis vs. FB. Tx: IVF, antiemetic, recheck in AM. 

What is "Patient is a 4-year-old, male neutered Domestic Shorthair, not doing well (ain't doing right) for 1 day. No coughing or sneezing, but has vomited and had diarrhea intermittently for 2 days. Has had nothing by mouth for 1 day. Has a history of eating a hair tie. Diagnosis: gastroenteritis vs. foreign body. Treatment: IV fluids, anti-nausea medication, and recheck in the morning"?

1000

 This staff member's favorite bird is a wren. 

Who is Dena?

1000

This frequently-misnomered mammal has fingerprints so indistinguishable from humans and they have occasionally been wrongfully collected as evidence at crime scenes.

What is a Koala?

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