Holiday Movie Quotes
Viral Holiday Gifts
Holiday Songs Explained Badly
Office Christmas Party
My Family's Weird Traditions
100

"Keep the change, ya filthy animal!"

Home Alone

100

“One of the biggest holiday crazes ever: people literally fought in stores for these fuzzy robots around 1998.”

Furby

100

“Winter weather induces hallucinations of jolly talking snowman.”  

Frosty the Snowman

100

“Which gift does Michael buy for Ryan that is wildly over the price limit in the Yankee Swap episode?”

Video iPod

100

“We knock on strangers’ doors, shout songs at them, and expect them to thank us.”

Caroling

200

“You sit on a throne of lies!”

Elf

200

“This Sesame Street character’s laugh sparked the first national toy riot of the modern era.”

Tickle Me Elmo

200

“Someone creeps around your house checking if you’re naughty or nice.”

Santa Claus is Coming to Town

200

“Which restaurant chain do Michael, Andy, and Jim bring two waitresses from to the Christmas party?”

Benihana

200

“My uncle gets tipsy and tries to kiss everyone under a poisonous plant we proudly hang from the ceiling.”

Mistletoe

300

"Maybe Christmas (he thought) doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas perhaps means a little bit more."

How the Grinch Stole Christmas

300

“This handheld virtual pet kept kids alive at school — and teachers furious.”

Tamagotchi

300

“Child’s entire Christmas wish hinges on last-minute dental reconstruction.”

All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth

300

“In Moroccan Christmas, what does Meredith accidentally set on fire?”

Her Hair

300

“We gather around a TV to watch a fireplace that isn’t ours and isn’t real, and we call it bonding.”

Yule Log

400

“We’re kicking off our fun old-fashioned family Christmas.”

Christmas Vacation

400

“This balance scooter was THE 2015 Christmas gift and resulted in many YouTube falls.”

Hoverboard

400

“Two adults debate meteorology and social norms for an uncomfortably long time.”

Baby, It's Cold Outside

400

“Which coworker ends up with the teapot Jim originally bought for Pam?”

Dwight

400

“Our December tradition is letting a judgmental little spy doll blackmail the children for 25 straight days.”

Elf on the Shelf

500

"I'm not going home without that doll!" 

Jingle All the Way

500

“This 1983 holiday craze was the first example of ‘secondary market toy scalping,’ years before eBay existed.”

Cabbage Patch Kids

500

“Seasonal ballad that frames infidelity investigation as a childlike misunderstanding.”

I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus

500

“Which fictional character from Dwight’s childhood Christmas lore is described as a ‘dirty old traveler’ who judges people as Impish or Admirable?”

Belsnickel

500

“In December, we hide a fragile piece of produce somewhere in the house and the first person to find it earns bragging rights and a weird sense of accomplishment.”

The Christmas Pickle

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