Carson ragebait
What are the nephilim?
A waste of my time
When the viability of women pastors is brought up, this biblical figure is always used as an example, with no regard for the fact that she constituted a twelfth of those employed in her position.
Deborah
Is this category going to be offensive to someone in the crowd?
You know it baby
How many hotties is Aidan bagging this year?
Absolutely none
What denomination does Carson want to be, but there's not enough of it nearby to join an associated church?
Elevation megachurch campus
How many wise men came to visit Jesus?
67
This pyramid scheme focused around women and beauty culture was oddly prolific in my first church.
Mary Kay
fill in the blank: Aidan is a closeted ()
postmill
What piece of clothing does Carson refuse to wear at all costs?
T-Shirts
I traumatized Elijah with this chapter of an old testament book at an SSI meetup
Judges 19/20/21
All of them
One day, Aidan is hoping his reputation will be as big as this person.
Your mother
Carson can't even stand to hear the name of this famous theologian, let alone his sexist remarks about women.
Aidan Nichols
How can one tell the elect from the unelect?
They agree with me about everything
Fill in the blank (as a white women would): Jesus is ()
My boyfriend
What is Aidan?
Pluh
Is Carson beating the gay allegations?
Not if I have any say in the matter
Which wife was 'song of solomon' written for
wife #420
Switching out the asthma medication in a child's inhaler for bear spray