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Kanakuk Facts
100

You don't undershtand

Uncle Dan

100

Walks 1,000 miles for a date.

500 miles

100

Kamp establishment date

1926

100

Marie Antoinette and her lil sister

"Buzz lightyear" Toy Story

100

the four tribes

Cherokee, Choctaw, Kiowa, and Kickapoo
200

Look at my newborn thighs

Logan Salas

200

A cowboy's taste in geography ruins a relationship

Choosin' Texas by Ella Langley 

200

last season all Alarid kids played soccer

2024 

200

Why are there worms on me?

"Chorky" Bad lip reading High School Musical

200

the highest award at Kanakuk Kamps

Chiefs or Princess

300

Triple Bars Downski ere' bubs?

Braden Wood

300

Confuses emotional damage with property damage

Wrecking Ball by Miley Cyrus

300

Mom and Dad got married

2006

300

Mama was right about that cocoa

"Robby Ray" Hannah Montana the Series

300

He crashed his plane in a selfless gesture

Johnny Ferrier 

400

Nothing weird going on at all: Just midgets coming out of the sewer.

Ben Alarid
400

Someone responds to being treated badly with a specific list of sacrifices

Grenade by Bruno Mars

400

Kenobi adopted

2021

400

There's a hidden valley ranch party going on in MY mouth!

"Taste Test" SNL

400

Kuk or Komo 7 nickname

Junior Deal

500

I wish Shawn Mendes was our worship pastor

Charlotte. age 9

500

Processing a breakup by defying the laws of physics

Set Fire to the Rain by Adele

500

Jonas show premiered 

2009

500

Do I smell like Roses? Here, smell. 

"Peeta" Hunger Games

500

the amount of gallons in Parton's play pond

252,000 gallons of fun 

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