His Life
Albert Einstein's birthday
Wann ist März 14th?
Famous equation he created
was ist E = mc²?
Ja oder nein: could he swim
Was ist nein?
a man who almost dropped his paistry
Was ist STAAHHHP I COULDA DROPPED MY CROISSANT
The one note that will send all emo kids crying in the corner
Was ist G?
Albert Einstein's death date
Wann ist April 18th 1955?
Ja oder nein: he never returned to Germany after he left for America
Was ist ja?
His parietal lobe was how much bigger than the average persons
Was ist 15%?
A man with a weird name who has a fear of arthropods
Was ist "Hi my names Michealb with a 'b' and I have a fear of insects"
"Stop, stop stop, where's the 'b'?"
"TheRE's A bEE?"
People who enjoy watching Spiderman's death scene
Was ist Missbildungen?
His family moved here when he was 14
Wo ist Italien?
the atomic number of the element named after him
Was ist 99?
Ja oder nein: he had no children
Was ist nein? Er hat ein illegitim Tochter
a woman who is upset at her noisy housemates
Was ist "I AIN'T GET NO SLEEP CUS OF Y'ALL
Y'ALL AIN'T EVER GONNA SLEEP CUS OF ME"
The 10 dollar founding father without a father
Wer ist Alexander Hamilton?
The name of his mother
Wer ist Pauline?
Ja oder nein: he failed math
Was ist nein?
Instrument he played
Was ist ein Geigen?
a man who wants to live out his childhood dream
Was ist "I wANnA bE a CoWbOY bAhbEY"
he set a fire and he burned down the house (from a musical)
Wer ist Rich?
The name of his sister
Wer ist Maja?
The meaning of E = mc²
was ist "energy equals mass times the speed of light squared?"
A country that offered to let him a presidential term
Wo ist Israel?
a man welcoming people to a local resturant
Finish the lyric:
She said do you love me, I tell her only partly, I only love _________, I'm sorry
Was ist mein Bett und meine Mutter?