Relative Theory
This is the country that my cousins Abe, Zacharius, and Viking are from
What is Sweden?
This is the name of my ResLife boss my sophomore year
Who is Emily Pearson?
This is Bonar Law's first name
What is Andrew?
This is the name of my favorite soccer video game series
What is FIFA?
This is the language I took in high school
What is Spanish?
This was my Great-Grandfather's nickname when he worked on the railroad that is ALSO the name of my first dog, the CCCSxPoodle mix
Who is Jiggs?
This is the name of the frisbee team I was on
What is Nietzsch Factor?
These are three shows that I've been in BEFORE Wesleyan
What is ____, _____, and ______?
This is the instrument that I played from 5th grade to 8th grade
What is a trombone?
This is my favorite taco bell item
What is the Cheesy Gordita Crunch?
What is New Mexico?
This is my most common Summies order all-time
What is the Korean BBQ Sandwich?
This was Theo's minor league baseball alter-ego
Who is Noel Schmiddty?
Evan Longoria, Brandon Phillips, and Joey Votto could be found in the binder under my bed filled with these:
What are baseball cards?
I've had 21 of these in my face
What are stitches? (I thought that I'd been hurt before but no one's ever left me quite this sore)
This is the college that my parents met at
What is Miami University (of Ohio)
This is the name of my favorite Usdan employee, the maker of the best omelettes, who also shares a name with someone in SIMT
Who is Usdan Theo?
This was the name of my late-night comedy show in high school
I did 2000 of these in a row in 5th grade to raise money for a local autism foundation in Hiram OH
What are pogo stick bounces?
This is the make and model of my car, Kobayashi
What is a 2018 Honda Civic?
My great uncle, famously named "Al Frato," was killed by the Cleveland Italian mob in this way
What is a car bomb?
This is the name of the film thesis I worked on sophomore year that was directed by Trevor Dalton
What is Burst Rate?
This is the astronomy-themed parody music video that I recorded and posted my senior year of high school
What is Carry On My Wayward SUN?
This name of my recurring comic book character that I drew as a kid is also the name of a famous NASCAR driver (unintentional)
Who is Jimmy Johnson?
This is the name of the school I attended the first semester of my 8th grade year
What is the St. Paul American School in Hanoi?