Weight
The current weight of the person.
It is unknown, but scientists estimate 140935840598^21e2 LBs.
The person he hates the most.
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
How hard gravity affects the person.
Normal gravity is 9.8m/s, but for the person it is 99999999999999km/s
The day the person started destroying the world.
Gareth Zhao
The day the Broken Scale incident occured.
This is a trick question, it happens roughly every 30 seconds.
His maximum speed.
The year he somehow entered the gifted program.
2020
The person he loves the most.
Hatsune Miku
His current width.
Scientists estimate this to be roughly 9999999999^999 miles, although it does get larger every day.
His zesty besty.
No one (he has no friends)
The speed of when he goes up an elevator?
He cannot go up due to physical limitations, he can only go down.
The false phase he said in 2016.
"What goes up must come down,". This was most likely said due to his increasing weight, which he thought would go down.
His calorie intake per second.
According to himself (2023), roughly 9999999999999999999 calories. (Although scientists claim that the correct answer is infinite).
The amount of times heavier than the average male.
∞× more than the average male.
The person he loves to eat.
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (Again)
The size of shockwave does the person make when he walks.
He causes a magnitude 999.5^6 earthquake.
His music grade in 2024, and his music grade in 2025.
His least favorite subject.
Algebra (?)
The least amount of LBs he was ever.
999999999999 LBs.
The person he loves to kill.
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (Again lol)
The amount of time it takes for him to crush Mt Everest.
Roughly a trillionth of a trillionth of a nanosecond.
His math grade in 2024 and his math grade in 2025.
60 and 45
The reason why I made this.