early life
college
andrea-isms
enemies
hyperfixations
100

Given its location of origin in Eastern Europe, this language is often called the "forgotten romance language." It also happens to be Andrea's first language.

What is Romanian?

100

Alan Turing is another notable gay of this discipline that andrea studied all four years at UW.

What is Computer Science?

100

Commonly abbreviated with "kys", Andrea usually says this to you while pointing aggressively.

What is "kill yourself?!"

100

Charging Edie for two sheets of toilet paper, doing Taylor Swift karaoke at 1am, and leaving food out for days at a time were just some of the transgressions of this summertime enemy.

Who is Teresa?

100

Ba hyperfixation tis ain nunu ti ito, wigjag arfrum rewry, sook sim Kevin, Bob, and Stauart

(This hyperfixation is known for its small, yellow native speakers, such as Kevin, Bob, and Stuart.)

What is Minionese?

200
Andrea is possibly the best thing to come out of this state, though that's not saying much. 

What is Ohio?

200
Though she has always been anti-Trump, Andrea thinks some walls should be built, including this one made of cans of this South American energy drink.

What is Yerba Mate? Can also accept Yerb Wall.

200
Hurling this Andrea-ism at her enemies is the closest she will ever get to endorsing firearms.

What is "KILL HIM! WITH A GUN!"

200

This eic (enemy-in-computing) was really bad at her job (sorry), even if Andrea said otherwise.

Who is Juliette?

200

Based on dolls originally from the 1960s with the same name, this movie franchise could ruin the tour. 

What is Trolls?

300

Before college, Andrea had lived in this many states. Give a number.

What is 4 (OH, PA, SC, MA)?

300

Andrea is such a big fan of this "ugly hot" actor that she drew him with a halo over his head in front of her dorm freshman year. Jessica's mom thought he was Jesus. 

Who is Micheal Cera?

300

This one-word Andrea-ism is often used as an expression of joy and excitement.

What is "Yippee!"

300

This brenemy (bremerton-enemy) loves doordash, has the hots for our landlord (really young blonde busty woman), and is allegedly a wizard.

Who is Justin?

300

Andrea's preferred method of consumption of this fruit (technically) is is eating it like an apple. 

What are Tomatoes?

400
While technically not Andrea's pet, this amphibian was named after the Romanian word for ribbit. Also, the Shakira song. 

Who is Waki?

400

This aptly-named skeleton doll was viciously stolen outside of Andrea and Jess' dorm room freshman year.

Who is Skelly? Any reference to the skeleton doll also accepted.

400

This Andrea-ism is often paired with pictures of toy poodles professing their love for this material often used in gardening and landscaping.

What is MULCH, I LOVE TO EAT MULCH.
400

A former student of this enemy had this to say about his tutelage: "Hermann Hesse pondered if a man could exist who had no redeeming qualities. Herman Hesse obviously didn't take Math __ with ___ _____."

Who is Neal Koblitz?

400

A tiktok account that specializes in skits using these anthropomorphic dolls has recently been sued $150,000 for copyright infringement by Epoch, the creator of these feline figurines.

What are Calico Critters?

500

Some audience members may have been subjected to Kumon. Andrea is a survivor of this Eurasian equivalent. 

What is RSM (Russian School of Math)?

500
Where was Andrea's first ever published article published? 

What is The Birch? Or Columbia University.

500

This Andrea-ism isn't a saying, but rather a gesture best suited for a metal concert.

What is aggressive head banging?

500

This run club enemy had a penchant for raw cranberries, doing pushups in the middle of the quad unprompted, and grabbing salt by the handful and walking away from his boiling pasta.

who is Klae?

500

This Instagram account gets its name from a sports scene from one of Andrea's favorite movies.

What is @baseballscenefromtwilight?

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