TOUCHDOWN
Who is on the back of Dad's only Bengals Jersey?
T.J Houshmanzahdeh
Dad's favorite color?
Purple
Dad's full name and birthday?
Dustin John Bixler, February 9th
What year did Dad become a dad?
2009
What does Dad say when you complain about Mom's decisions and go to him?
Mommy always agrees with Daddy
(We'll accept Daddy always agrees with Mommy)
Who did Dad root for in the Bengals-49ers Superbowl?
The San Francisco 49ers
Dad's favorite superhero?
Superman
How old was Dad when he first rode his bike?
Six years old
Where did Dad propose to Mom?
Their church
What is it called when dad flips hashbrowns?
Daddy... FLIP!
How old was Dad when the Denver Broncos made him cry?
Six years old
Dad's favorite Ninja Turtle?
Donatello
How old was Dad when he first wrote out his ABC's?
Four years old
How many Bixler kids said "Dada" as their first word?
3 out of 4
(Miles' first word was Elmo)
What does Dad call Mom that she doesn't like?
Muu
What were the two positions that Dad played in Middle School Football?
200 Points per correct answer
Fullback (AKA RUNNINGBACK)
Defensive Corner
DAILY DOUBLE!!!
Dad's favorite thing about Math?
Dad's roles in his Kindergarten play, his first 6th-grade play, his second 6th-grade play, and his 7th-grade play?
100 points per correct answer
Mr. Sorry in Mr. Sorry, Michael in Peter Pan, King Henry the Fifth in Best of Shakespeare, and Winthrop in Music Man
What signature trait do Dad and Ruth share?
Being able to raise one eyebrow
What does Dad proclaim when coats are left on the floor?
COMPLETE DISASTER
The one play that Dad was in during 8th-grade football, he ______, which his best friend took credit for.
Caused a fumble
Dad's favorite meal?
(HINT: He wrote an obsessive recipe card about it)
Chicken Fricassee with fried polenta
Why did Dad get 2nd place in the Cub Scout Pinewood Derby?
They put his car in a lane with a wobbly track
(We'll accept anything along these lines)
When he attacks us, what is "THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MOVE IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT HISTORY"?
The Peoples Elbow
Dad's nicknames for all the Bixlers
100 Points per correct answer
Soph: Toots//Miles: Mimo//Mom: Moots AND Muu//Willa: Teen Beanie//Ruth: Ruthie Toothie//