Famous Fathers
This former Jedi Knight, turned Sith Lord, shocked his son during a duel on Cloud City by revealing his true identity
Darth Vader
This fabric accessory is often worn with a collard shirt and suit
Neck tie
This man is known as the father of many nations
Abraham
This phrase, often jokingly asked by dads when checking in on someone at work: 'Are you working hard or ____?
Hardly working
Each fall, some dads become strategists, managing virtual squads by selecting real-life athletes to compete for bragging rights among friends
Fantasy football
This animated Australian dad of Bluey and Bingo is known for his playful parenting and endless imagination
Bandit Heeler
Characterized by it's short sleeve, knit fabric, and a collar that's dresser than a tee but more relaxed than a dress shirt
Polo shirt
Known as the father of the future king of Israel, he was a Bethlehemite from the tribe of Judah
Jesse
After a complaint from the kids, a dad might say this phrase
"Hi __ I'm Dad"
Armed with tongs, a spatula, and secret marinades, many fathers consider this their domain during family cookouts
Grilling
This father of seven, known for his fascination with Muggle inventions, works for the Ministry of Magic
Arthur Weasley
Often worn by dads to save him from an event he doesn't want to be at anymore. "It's Time to go."
Watch
After wrestling with God, this patriarch’s name was changed to Israel
Jacob
When a dad doesn't really want to answer the question, or just genually doesn't know he might respond with this
Ask your mom
While in the kitchen, many dads enjoy doing this to feel "young" again, while also using free will to express his "classics" from the "glory days"
Listening to his (old) music
This character struggles emotionally (and comically) as his daughter prepares for her wedding
George Banks
Worn only on vacations, this piece of clothing offers sun protection and gives the dad outfit personality
Bucket hat
This priest, who served in the Temple and was rendered mute until he confirmed the name of his son
Zacharias
When unexpectedly interrupted while relaxing in his chair, a dad may claim he's doing this instead of napping
I'm not sleeping, I'm just resting my eyes
Though often warned against it, some fathers can’t resist making ‘improvements’ to items that are already functioning perfectly
Fixing things that aren't broken
Known as the 'Holy Father' to millions Catholics worldwide
The Pope (Francis or Leo)
This piece of clothing is only worn when its 9:00pm and time for bed
Sleep shorts
This wealthy landowner from Bethlehem, known for his kindness to a Moabite widow gleaning in his fields
Boaz
This father phrase is typically said after the following: "We're back"
A dinosaur story
Some fathers, particularly those in ministry, may call on divine inspiration while engaging in this late-night activity, often just hours before Sunday morning
Writing a sermon