Greg once went to a party just to do this on a couch in the basement.
What is sleep?
What is Greg’s confirmation name?
What is Xavier?
What is Greg’s favorite color?
What is green?
Greg took this catchphrase from Pitch Meetings and still uses it today.
What is “Super easy, barely an inconvenience”?
Greg goes on this Catholic wilderness exploration trip every year.
What is Adelante?
Very late one night, Greg hid in this place when his dad came out of his room. His Dad eventually fell asleep on a La-Z-Boy while Greg was trying to hide where.
What is the closet?
Greg fainted while serving as the cross-bearer. What is the name of the person who helped him downstairs?
Who is Walter Gabalski?
What is Greg’s favorite thing to get at McDonald’s?
What is a Filet-O-Fish?
“Supposedly,” Greg took this item, which earned him an 8:00 bedtime.
What is the TV remote’s battery cover?
At the dinner table, one of Greg’s biggest pet peeves is this.
What is shaking your leg so much that it shakes the table?
When Greg was younger, he was so desperate for food that he ate this even though it was rotten.
What is moldy bread?
Greg is enrolled in what serving guild?
What is the Saint Stephen’s Guild?
What is Greg’s dressing of choice for pizza and wings?
What is blue cheese?
(If you said ranch, subtract 2× the points.)
After getting sent to bed, Greg got in trouble for stealing this drinkable yogurt.
What are Danimals?
Greg once said that if he were gay for one famous person, it would be this person.
Who is Joe Flanigan?
Greg broke this while riding a bike.
(Daily Double: Bonus points if you know what he was looking at.)
What is his hand? (Daily Double Answer: supposedly a girl)
Famously, at Midnight Mass on Easter, Greg said this to Rob behind the altar.
What is “Where are my retards?”
What is one of Greg’s favorite music genres?
What is dubstep?
At a funeral home, Greg stole a lot of these hard candies.
What are mints?
Greg once said this word, causing Rob to choke and puke all over the dinner table, And proceeded to get in trouble for it.
What is “divorce”?
When Greg was younger, he made drawings in a binder that he called “games.” What was the name of this binder?
What is Paper Computer?
What prayer does Greg say every time he drives by a cemetery?
What is the Eternal Rest Prayer, or the Requiem Prayer?
One of Greg’s favorite TV shows stars actor Jim Caviezel. What is the name of the show?
What is Person of Interest?
Greg once stole this from his dad and hid it in his room under a blanket.
What is a desktop computer?
Greg once hit the house with his car because he was in a rush to do this.
(Bonus points if you can say what he claimed he was trying to avoid.)
What is taking a dump?
Bonus: What is hitting his dad?