The Great Year of 1996
Born at 12:05pm in Butterworth Hospital, this teacher is why everyone is here
Max spends roughly forty hours a week in this building
What is Ionia Middle School?
Due to years of contact sports and jobs on his feet, Max has problems with these joints
What are his knees?
The Winchesters, the main characters of CW's Supernatural
Who are Sam and Dean?
The type of dog Max had growing up
What is a beagle?
Elected Prime Minister for the first time this year, this war criminal will later have an arrest warrant placed on his head in 2026
Who is Benjamin Netanyahu?
While at Meijer, Max worked in this department, which consists of Toys, Sporting Goods, and Pets
What is GM/General Merchandise?
Max received on of these brain injuries after bouncing his skull off of the concrete outside of Glass House
What is a concussion?
What is Studio Ghibli?
The best beer ever made
What is PBR?
After an 18 year reign of terror, this man was arrested in a small cabin near Lincoln, Nebraska
Who is Ted Kaczynski/Unabomber?
What is soup?
Max tore this group of muscles when he fell off of the top of a playground when he was 18
What is the rotator cuff?
Max always sides with this person in Fallout: New Vegas, named after someone who always agrees
Who is Yes-Man?
Max's favorite football player, some people call him Squirrel
Who is Julian Edelman?
After being found dead the day after Christmas, this girl and her murder case will become a national sensation even to this day
Who is JonBenet Ramsey?
What is 15?
Because of poor shoe choices, Max struggles with this inflammation of a tendon in the foot
What is plantar fasciitis?
Max's favorite covenant in the Souls Trilogy
What is the Warriors of Sunlight/Heirs of Sunlight?
Max wrapped this car around a tree on one of the worst days of his life
What is a Saab 9-5?
This animal, an Ovis aries, was born on July 5th, making her the first cloned mammal ever
Dolly the Sheep
This woman taught Max everything about working the dish pit at Egypt Valley Country Club
Who is Irma?
The number of times Max has fallen off of a scooter since Grand Rapids introduced them to the city
What is idk something like 4 or 5?
The number of hours Max has in Destiny 2 (Closest)
What is 1,133?
Max's golf handicap (Closest)
What is 24?