Hair
Suzanne's 80s hair was big and compared to this household implement.
What is a mop?
Barbie needed live dogs so Suzanne leashed these.
What are baby gerbils?
In a hotel pool in Arkansas, Suzanne unleashed her wrath on this group.
What are adolescent baseball boys?
After becoming an accomplished whistler, Suzanne mastered this.
What is the flute?
Suzanne's received disciplinary action following a micro braiding incident committed against this person.
Who is Jackie?
When Suzanne was lost as a toddler, she was found here.
What is in the neighbor's dog kennel.
In the 80's, Suzanne had a one can per day habit.
What is Aquanet?
Suzanne refined her ability to command silence in this role.
What is school librarian?
She was a toothless feline.
Who is Suzanne as a 7 year old ballet Pink Panther?
Prior to school picture day, Suzanne styled Mo with these.
What are tiny bangs?
Suzanne induced cystitis by putting this on her childhood cat.
What is a witch hat?
In elementary school, Suzanne insistently requested this cake.
What is a mustard cake?
A lie was uncovered when this element of Suzanne's artwork was discovered.
What is her signature on her wall crayon graffiti?
It was here that she noticed the cute appliance salesman.
What is her job at Montgomery Ward?
The mother of three daughters, Suzanne favored this hair detangler.
What is spray butter?
What is air freshener?
Suzanne discovered her preferred daughter status upon receiving this heirloom.
What is the gold bowl? (She broke it by the way).
Don't leave Suzanne alone in a room with this.
What is someone ELSE's Halloween candy or M&Ms.
Sometimes she wins a little and sometimes she wins a little more.
What is Bunco?
This hairstyle evoked an existential crisis among Suzanne's children.
What is a shoulder length bob.
Suzanne flung this object of preschool wonderment and curiosity the length of a suburban backyard.
At age 5, Suzanne was photographed with this popular doll.
Who is Baby Beans?
On his last day in England, Suzanne documented Reginald committing this faux pas.
What is pooping on the end of the bed?
Some people leverage technology, making their hobbies "so 2024), but Suzanne likes to do these favorite things "old school".