My Atrocious Dating Life
The name of the guy who I never dated but always talk about
Kevin
A goofy horse-sheep that spits and judges you from a distance.
Llama
This artist was the top of my spotify wrap
Hozier
💋👋🎶🍀💔🌈
Good Luck Babe - Chapell ROan
Two sisters fight, science gets out of hand, and everyone has a bad time because of magic rocks.
Arcane
My first wlw situationship was with my ex's ___.
sister
A chubby horse with a built-in snorkel.
Elephant
My favorite cartoon dog
Snoopy
🦅💖🫶
Birds of a feather - Billie Eilish
A bunch of teenagers listen to cassette tapes for a very dramatic goodbye message.
13 reasons why
When I was a senior, I was ghosted by a guy in his ____ year.
Junior
A rock that eats but never blinks, hiding its weird, squishy secrets.
clam
What's Tyanna without simping for this old man.
Mads Mikkelsen
☕🍬💔🔥
Too sweet - Hozier
A hungry psychiatrist that gaslights everyone into thinking he's a good person
Hannibal
How long was my longest relationship?
3 and a half years.
(7th grade to mid summer of freshman year)
A buff sad man in a fur coat who speaks in punches.
Gorilla
Crybaby
🎪💥💃🌪️💰🎤
Carnival - Kanye West
Short guy jumps high
Haikyuu
When was my last relationship?
Sophmore year
A sad, wet jelly bean that gave up on life.
blobfish
What was my worst moment in highschool
When I lost my friendgroup junior year
💑🎶🌊💔
Lover's rock
The show where most of bro's lines are just monologues in his head..and I eat it up
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