Frequent Sayings
"That is your problem, don't make it mine" (he says this)
What is his response when students say "I'm bored"
Bluey
What does his youngest son (5 years old) want to watch all night long when it is time to go to bed?
Basically, like, how come, literally, umm, "can me and Joey Joe Joe go to the math room"
What are filler words and bad grammar that are very annoying?
A cup of dirt
What is a really lame science project that a student put zero effort into and at the last minute?
The scientific method
What is the process scientists go from asking a question to finding an answer?
"Do I have to be here?" (a student says this)
What is "you don't have to be here. You GET to be here"? (his reply)
Defensive end and full back
What were his favorite positions to play in high school football?
When something has to be explained so very simply, such as it would be to a little child
What is "Barney Style"?
This is always on top of your chair
What is your mass? (hint for remembering the proper formula for calculating density)
Or for for speed.
The award a class period gets if ALL of their work for a quarter is turned in
What is the "dabbing unicorn" award? (for a bonus what are the other 2 awards that follow that one?)
"Get off the rungs of the stools!"
What does he say when students stand on the rungs of the stools (there have been 8 stools ruined that way)
His favorite Star Trek character
Who is Spock?
Puppy Love
What is middle schoolers "dating"?
Water that is hard
What is ice? ;)
You were thinking "water with a high mineral content", weren't you? ;)
Sulfur
What do you smell when you (or someone) farts?
Sports equipment
What is "hold onto your sports equipment or I will do it for you!" (what he says when you keep dribbling, etc. in the wrong places)
Smirk
What was one of his nicknames in high school?
These on top of the tables
What are water bottles, especially metal water bottles?
I am reading a book about anti-gravity
What is "it is impossible to put it down"?
This is how old a shepherd that has 5 sheep dogs and 22 sheep
What is "there is no real answer for this"?
He says this when you speak to him with gum in your mouth
What is "I can't understand you, you have gum in your mouth"? (says the same thing about stickers all over your face if you ask him a question)
Stand up comedian or actor (or writer)
What was his "dream job" when he was growing up?
Please be kind. Rewind.
What is having to run back the video because students talk during it?
This is what you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire
What is "frostbite"?
13 to 16 times a day
What is how many times does a typical human fart per day?