Previous jobs
First job, answered phone orders from customers eager for Italian food
What is Rosatti’s Pizza?
He avoids this yellow condiment for hotdogs and hamburgers at all times
What is mustard?
He BBQ’s chicken like no other, has mustard on his beard, likes to say “walk off the cheesecake”, and farts on walks
In this country, he brightened the lives of poor children on the streets with his Polaroid pictures
What is India?
Cue: Leaving the house to go somewhere
What is "Let's rock and roll?"
Burger joint where he served as a dedicated waiter and even saw his future wife at the counter
What is Red Robin?
Even though he likes cucumbers, he can’t stand this salty, sour snack
What are pickles?
He’s a UPenn grad, lives in NYC, and made Type 2 diabetes his life’s mission
Who is Brian Morris?
The city where he partied in nightclubs until sunrise and still got university credit for it
What is Madrid?
Cue: Seeing people gathered around a fire
What is "Humans have been doing it for thousands of years?"
Company on Wallstreet that he interned for where Pa had him buy a very nice suit
What is JP Morgan?
He would rather go out of his way to take out this yellow, chalky, ball of life out of this circular, white food
What are egg yolks?
He’s an ex-player, ex-rule breaker, and ex-vagabond that can now spend $300 at Starbucks every month
Who is Craig Kapper?
The destination of a romantic vacation tarnished by 200 flies on the hotel room ceiling
What is Paris?
Cue: Receiving a bill
What is "What's the damage?"
Where he pretended to switch sizes in the back and took the opportunity to look up girls’ skirts
What is Kenny's shoe store?
Black, green, purple, it doesn’t matter the color! Keep them far away!
What are olives?
He was the brains for the high school pranks, but didn’t know about the Wendy’s drive through supersoaker
Who is Ken Goldman?
A country where he was in awe to see restaurants fully populated by people just like him
What is Israel?
Cue: Going on waterslides and roller coasters
What is "Woooohoooo?"
A shared business with Craig, Darren, and Harris in senior year to get some extra money for beer
What was Auto Detailing?
He’ll eat the bagels and cream cheese, but wince at the thought of these savory, briny green flower buds
What are capers?
He’s a new work friend who is finally someone you can talk business with
Who is Gore?
A country he risked his life paragliding off these beautiful mountains overlooking stunning lakes
What is Switzerland?
Cue: Finishing a full plate of yummy food
What is "I hated it?"