Lane 1
what did 1 marshmallow say to the other?
I want s'more time with you!
why did the clock go on vacation?
it needed to unwind!
what do you call a squid with only six arms?
a hexa-pus!
why don't sand dollars take baths?
because they wash up on the shore!
how much does it cost to become an electrician?
there's no charge!
how did the zookeeper calm down the wild elephant?
with a trunk-quilizer!
what does a duck wear to its wedding?
a ducks-edo!
why can't you take a skunk on vacation?
your trip will stink!
why did the boy and girl play tennis on their date?
it was a court-ship!
how do crabs buy their toys?
with sand dollars!
why were there lizards all over the bathroom wall?
because it had been rep-tiled!
what does a tyrannosaurus Rex eat while its camping?
dino-s'more's!
what do you call the worm that ate Beethoven?
a de-composer!
andy:did you near about the panther that told the boy he wouldn't eat him?
Daniel:No,what happened?
Andy:he was lion!
what kind of pole can't you climb?
a tadpole!
why did the man cry when he ran out of cola?
because it was soda-pressing!
why did the bee marry the rabbit?
she was his honey bunny!
why should you always listen to porcupines?
they have a lot of good points!
why did the butcher work so hard?
he had to bring home the bacon!
why wouldn't the jellyfish go down the water slide?
because he was spineless!
how are bus drivers like trees?
they both have routes!
what do sheep always take on camping trips?
their baa-ckpacks!
what do you get when you cross a carrot and a pair of sissiors?
par-snips!
what goes up and down but never moves?
a flight of stairs!
what does a trash collector eat for lunch?
junk food!