IT'S SQUARE
Four couples get together to do-si-do.
What is a square dance?
Wear it over your clothes to stay dry.
What is a raincoat?
Arch of hairs below your forehead.
What are eyebrows?
You get them on your pants when you slide on your knees.
What are grass stains?
To fantasize when you're awake.
What is daydreaming?
When you multiply a number by itsellf.
What is squaring a number?
We say rain, rain, go away...
What is come again another day?
Colored make-up for eyelids.
What is eye shadow?
A bug with long legs for jumping.
What is a grasshopper?
A day to play practical jokes.
What is April Fools' Day?
If you're not hip.
What is being square?
An arc of colors in the sky after rain.
What is a rainbow?
It has a big E on the eye doctor's wall.
What is an eye chart?
You plant it to make grass grow.
What is grass seed?
Some call it "hump day."
What is Wednesday?
A park-like area in the center of town.
What is a town square?
Tropical area with many plants and animals.
What is a rainforest?
What you do with your eyes when you go to sleep.
What is close them?
Hula dancers wear them.
What are grass skirts?
Summer place for kids but not overnight.
What is day camp?
It makes something a square.
What is having four equal sides?
A device for measuring rainfall.
What is a rain gauge?
Little hairs at the edge of your eyelids.
What are eyelashes?
A warning sign in someone's yard.
What is keep off the grass?
A day foe turkey and pumpkin pie.
What is Thanksgiving?