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Who was the second to last prophet?

Isa/Jesus (AS)

100

What did the traffic light say to the car?

Don't look. I'M about to change!

100

If the wind is blowing at a speed of 15 mph, where will the apple fall?

On the floor.

100

What is 1+1?

2

100

How many prophets are mentioned in the qur'an?

25

200

Who is the best person who walked on earth after the prophets?

Abu Bakr (RA)

200

What Kinds of streets do ghosts haunt?

DEAD ENDS!

200

How many steps are there in the water cycle? And what are they?

4 steps. Evaporation, condensation, precipitation, and collection.

200

What is the shortest surah in the qur'an?

Surat Al-Kawthar

200

What comes once in a minute twice in a moment but never in a thousand years?

The Letter "m"

300

Dawood/David Killed_____

Galut/Goliath

300

Why did the nurse need a red pen?

In case she needed to draw blood!!!

300
Why can't a nose be 12 inches?

Because It will be a foot!

300

What is the Longest Surah in the Qur'an?

Surat Al-Baqarah

300

True or False? If i run 15 mph for an hour and 15 minutes. That means I ran for 20 miles.

False

400

I am the cursed tree in hell fire. What am I?

The Tree of Zaqqum

400

What kind of Music to balloons hate?

POP!

400

I'm as light as a feather yet no one can hold me for a couple of minutes, What am I?

Breath

400

Our Lord/God is _____

ALLAH(SWT)

400

What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs

500

A Muslim, healthy, and sane man prayed at the Masjid without making one Ruku’ and his prayer is valid. What did he pray?

Salat Al-Janazah

500

What do sprinters eat before a race?

NOTHING! THEY FAST!

500

Who is the main enemy to All Muslims?

Shaitan(s)

500

Who is our last prophet?

Muhammad (SAW)

500

What goes up and never comes down?

Your age.

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