Monsters and Other Things
The Sexy 19th Century
Don't eat that!
More like ex-sham, if you ask me (get it?)
Wild Card
100

The pouting dragon had a ___________ expression on his face even as he roasted his dinner of human with a side of a turnip.

Dour

100

Maybe if you made a little effort, Gaston, and didn't appear so _________ all the time, then Mrs. Baroda wouldn't checking out Gouvernail so hard.

Unkempt

100

Walking past a hardware store fills me with ____________ for the days when I literally only had nails to eat. I was so tough. Tough as...nails...back then.

nostalgia (n): a longing for the past

100

Mannnnn, when I showed up to the English exam and there was only one question and it was "What song is Dr. Andrews thinking about?", I was ready to fight someone. I was straight-up ___________ at that moment.

belligerent (Adj.): given to fighting, warlike; combative

100

The last song that you listened to

That's correct! (If you answered in time in the form of a question)

200

Most of the people in the land considered Blork to be a(n) ____________ god, despite the fact that he sometimes made them fight each other to the death for his entertainment.

Benevolent (adj): kindly; charitable

("Amicable" is also acceptable, even though benevolent is the better term)

200

Gaston is really gonna have to ___________ his cigar supply if he wants to compete with Gouvernail.

Augment

200

The house was so fancy and ___________ that it was super surprising to realize they were serving roasted mouse-butts for dinner.

Opulent

200

Claude approached the Chemistry exam __________, as if worried it would bite him if he made any sudden moves.

Warily

200

The last movie that you watched

That's correct! (If you answered in time in the form of a question)

300

You can't be ___________ when feeding the salamanderabbit because it can smell fear and it likes to eat fear.

Tentative

300

"Oh," Gaston said. "You two just having a little sit on the bench at night, are you? Well, don't let me _____________ your adulterous evening with my presence."

Adulterate

300

Trust me, you do not have the intestinal ___________ to chug this gallon milk without puking.

Fortitude

300

I heard that Dr. Andrews has come up with an ___________ plan that involves hiding secret messages in his exam that will turn us into Martian sleeper agents who can be activated by someone singing "Row row row your boat."

Insidious

300

Name one player from the winning squad at the first women's World Cup. (USA - 1991)

Joy Fawcett, Shannon Higgins, Kristine Lilly, Julie Foudy, Michelle Akers, Mia Hamm, April Heinrichs, Carla Overbeck, Carin Jennings.

400

Whenever Gary saw one of the mutant wolf-eagles land in front of him, he always tried to find a(n) ____________ solution to the confrontation, rather than trying to fight each other to the death.

amicable (Adj): peaceable, friendly

(I would accept benevolent, but amicable is the better answer)

400

If you want to find the "bedroom hugs" in 19th-century literature, sometimes you really have to ___________ the symbols.

scrutinize (v): to examine closely

400

"Sure, I'll eat that ghost pepper; My gut is ___________ to the threats of spicy foods."

<5 minutes later>

"I'm dead."

impervious (adj.): not affected or hurt by

400

If Dr. Andrews' morals were less rigid and more __________, he would probably steal our math exams for us.

Pliable

400

Which movie did Dr. Andrews watch most recently: The Polar Express, Paw Patrol: The Movie, or Gremlins

Gremlins

500

Even though all of the other dragons he knew loved to eat people, Cragon the dragon had always been __________ to the taste of people.

averse (adj): having a deep-seated distaste; opposed

500

It only required a __________ look at Gouvernail's cigar to see the difference between Gaston and him.

cursory (adj.): hasty; not thorough

500

You have to be very ____________ in how you dice the serpent meat to make sure you don't consume any venom.

meticulous (adj): extremely careful; particular about details

500

All of your exams were supposed to take place in one singe 24 hour period, but the teachers convinced Mr. Belderes that it simply wasn't __________ for us to proctor that whole time.

feasible (adj.): possible, able to be done

500

The world record (according to Major League Eating) for most sticks of butter consumed in 5 minutes is:

A) 7

B) 10.7

C) 17

A) 7

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