ANIMAL
MISFORTUNE
History
is love an obsession
"Nobody Asked"
100
This mammal has the thickest and most scrumptious of lips
"hee, hee!"
Zionne
100
droopy face, dengue carrier
Dominique
100
The ones responsible for the 'infamous birthday'
Zionne, Yonny, Jason
100
proved that you can love more than one person at a time, seven in fact
April and BTS
100
Josh's "poetic" alter ego
J.b.bern
200
Despite their size they pack quite a punch.
The tallest of shortest mammals.
Faye
200
Name all those that have broken a bone before
Josh, Zionne, Frances
200
he grabs her wrist, and pins her body against the wall.
sweat drips from his furry brows as he leans closer and closer.
"is this finally happening?" ____ thinks.
he looks at her trembling eyes as he licks his baked brownie lips...
then he whispers, "just let it happen"
Dominique's first kiss
200
nothing says true friendship
like getting your friend a gift card from their workplace
Yonathan's starbucks gift card to Zsar
200
"Yeah, I have a tattoo in my inner lip"
(Whose and what is it of?)
Frances - Love
300
Alfredo
300
Is that a gangsta lean or is that scoliosis?
Julienne's back
300
The best things are worth waiting for; many moons passed before this was given to a lover
the warmth of Yonny's hands (to his lover)
300
If you don't fall in love with his personality and dashing good looks, you'll definitely fall for his tito stache
Rafael's endearing traits
300
The Ryu Tanaka of Toronto
Rafael Buenaflor
400
This mammal is known for its gourmet baking skills AND also comes packing with some nice buns
Mariel
400
Could climb The Great wall of China until they got shot by an arrow in the knee
Mariel
400
not born in the Faith but could carry all us sinners to heaven by her ankles.
Diane
400
Travelled far and wide across the lands to find love
Frances or Ric
400
K-pop idol by day, gambler by night
Faye
500
This mammal has very high maternal instincts. Loves their underlings unconditionally. Has hands for feet; able to pick up things and has a pinch force equal to that of an adult sized chimpanzee
Diane
500
known as the ankle breaker of Happy Valley
Zionne
500
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. It's wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway straight to this person's ear and stings them.
Jason's phobia
500
She loved all but she truly only loved this ONE MAN
Zsar's love for Daddy Jason
500
Apparently, it's not only onions that can make this person cry but also ginger.
April crybaby Masongsong