Jokes
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles.
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A Carrot.
Who was the smartest man in the Bible?
Abraham. He knew a Lot.
Song 1
How great is our God!
Challenge 1
Sing, You are good opera style.
How many apples grow on a tree?
All of them!
What do Alexander The Great and Winnie The Pooh have in common?
Same middle name.
Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Samson. He brought the house down.
Song 2
Way maker (you are here)
Challenge 2
Sing, Deep cries out Hip Hop style.
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they have no body to go with.
What has thirteen hearts but no other organs?
A deck of cards.
What did Adam say the night before Christmas?
it’s Christmas, Eve.
Song 3
Amazing grace
Challenge 3
Tap Dance to Fresh Wind
If you see a robbery at the Apple store, you instantly become?
An iwitness!
How do you spell COW in thirteen letters?
SEE O DOUBLE YOU
Before Boaz became married, what kind of guy was he?
Ruth-less
Song 4
Rest on us
Challenge 4
Interpretive dance to The Blessing
What did the banana say to the dog?
Nothing. Bananas can’t talk.
3 gentleman are out fishing in a boat when a rogue wave knock them all overboard and underwater. Only 1 got his hair wet. Why?
2 of them were bald.
Who is the most successful doctor according to the bible? and why?
Job. He had the most patients (patience)
Song 5
Alive
Challenge 5
Interpretive dance(contemporary) and sing(opera) to King of Majesty