Florida Man
When Florida man wore a t-shirt that said, “who needs drugs?” he was arrested for this.
What is drug possession?
In Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, this poseur is employed as the Defence against the Dark Arts instructor.
Who is Gilderoy Lockhart?
This poseur bard follows Geralt around in The Witcher.
Who is Dandelion (or Jaskier)?
Trump claims to have “all the best” of these.
What are words?
Florida man called 911 to report this person for driving drunk.
Who is himself?
Lockhart uses this spell on his victims to maintain his reputation for competence.
What is the memory charm (obliviate)?
This quack often works as Captain Holt’s receptionist in Brooklyn Nine-Nine.
Who is Gina Linetti?
Trump arguably showed sycophantic behaviour when he demanded that Barack Obama show one of these to prove that he is an American citizen.
What is a (long-form) birth certificate?
In 2019, Florida man attempted to steal a Honda Civic from this location.
What is a prison parking lot?
This bully in pink is employed as the Defence against the Dark Arts instructor in The Order of the Phoenix and is probably the most hated character in the series.
Who is Dolores Umbridge?
This young bully who holds the Iron Throne is thankfully killed in Season Four of Game of Thrones.
Who is Joffrey Baratheon.
According to Trump, one needs to flush a toilet this many times per use.
What is 10-15?
Florida man ran over this person with his truck.
Who is himself?
Hermione Granger outsmarts this gossip tabloid journalist in The Goblet of Fire.
Who is Rita Skeeter?
In Friends, this quack has a brief musical hit called Smelly Cat.
Who is Phoebe?
Trump said that this was “one of the wettest we’ve ever seen from the standpoint of water.”
What is a hurricane (Hurricane Florence)?
Florida man was arrested for “practicing karate” on these animals in a park.
What are swans?
This babbler is employed as Divination professor at Hogwarts.
Who is Sybill Trelawney?
This hippy parasite is employed as quality assurance director in The Office.
Who is Creed Bratton?
Trump referred to this building as “whatever you want to call it, because there really is no name for it.”
What is the White House?