What foreign object did I have removed at UrgentCare?
Condom
What body part do I have extra of?
nipples
What is the name of Beyoncè’s athleisure line ?
Ivy Park
What was my senior superlative?
Most Dramatic
Who was my senior prom date ?
My cousin (Kasey)
What kind of camp did I pretend to go to over summer break ?
Circus Camp
What is Scrappy Doo’s relationship to Scooby Doo?
Nephew/Uncle
what birthday did I throw a tantrum then make everyone sing happy birthday immediately after ?
21
What’s my favorite app to look at in someone’s phone ?
What injury did I fake for a whole year for attention?
Sprained wrist.
What is the name of the main chimpanzee in Planet of the Apes?
Caesar
What did I pretend to drop in 6th grade math class to get attention ?
Contacts
What disgusting snack did my first girlfriend eat in my college dorm bed ?
Vienna Sausages (canned)
Why did I break up with my first boyfriend ?
He held my hand (ew)
What is Rachel Berry’s NYADA audition song?
Don’t Rain on my Parade
What character from Madagascar traumatized me ?
Moto Moto
Risk
MURDER
Risk
Safe
What are the names of Trisha Paytas’ children ?
Malibu, Elvis, and Aquaman.
True or False…
I covered up a fire I started at work
True