Movies (Affectionate)
Andre had to beat 7 evil exes in order to give this movie 5 good stars.
What is Scott Pilgrim vs. the World?
This is the amount of sides on the most commonly used die in Dungeons & Dragons.
What is 20?
This is the woman he is dating.
Who is Emily?
These crunchy little sugar nuggets come in fun varieties like Clusters and Ropes.
What are Nerds?
This sci-fi novel by H.G. Wells had a recent disaster of an adaptation starring Ice Cube, crash-landing at a half-star rating.
What is War of the Worlds?
This Miyazaki film about an aviation engineer in World War II Japan passed Andre's criticism with flying colors.
What is The Wind Rises?
A cinnamon-flavored Canadian whiskey shares its name with this iconic D&D spell.
What is fireball?
Andre has had a long time obsession with this character that has gotta go fast.
Who is Sonic The Hedgehog?
This independent film production and distribution company has a habit of releasing movies with glowing reviews like Anora, Parasite, and Portrait of a Lady on Fire.
What is NEON?
The four nations are in harmony that this movie adaptation very much deserved to be panned by critics.
What is The Last Airbender (2010)?
Unlike the 'D' of its titular character, Andre has never been silent about why he gave this movie 5 stars.
What is Django Unchained?
This Disney cartoon features a young prince trying to defend his homeland while his parents are away fighting evil. (Hint: the title contains a playable class in D&D)
What is Dave the Barbarian?
Two of Andre's favorite IPs, Disney and Final Fantasy, come together in this video game series that has captured his heart since childhood.
What is Kingdom Hearts?
This is the pigmented area of skin around the nipple.
What is the areola?
It's a musical crime that this crime musical exists; worse that it won 2 Oscars.
What is Emilia Perez?
One star on the tidal wave-wracked Miller's Planet of this movie is actually worth 5 stars back on Earth.
What is Interstellar?
Chris Pine plays this class in the movie Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves.
What is a bard?
You might find a team with Superman, Hatsune Miku, Darth Vader, and famous real baseball player Shohei Ohtani in Andre's favorite bizarre multiversal shooter.
What is Fortnite?
Doyle's Tavern in the video game Red Dead Redemption is an example of this kind of Old West watering hole.
What is a saloon?
This adaptation about a highschooler discovering a supernatural notebook should have had the name of whoever greenlit this disaster written in it.
What is Death Note (2017)?
Mathmetician David Hilbert's 1925 thought experiment about infinite rooms for infinite guests is at the heart of this 2014 5-star movie.
What is The Grand Budapest Hotel?
If it were true to D&D canon, Stranger Things' villain Vecna would need to have this soul-storing item destroyed to fully beat him.
What is a phylactery?
Andre willingly inflicts this kind of pain upon himself, insisting it is necessary for his enjoyment of the product.
What is chugging soda?
These glands in your body's endocrine system produce several important hormones including cortisol, aldosterone and adrenaline.
Mater Lachrymarum is the evil witch antagonist of this movie, the final entry in a trilogy by horror director Dario Argento.
What is Mother of Tears?