Talking Turkey
Not a Gyllenhall but rather this, a name for a juvenile male turkey
What is a Jake?
Don't you ever touch this device that controls the climate in my house
What's a thermostat?
JJ, with his oversized head, alongside his sister (whose name I forget) lead us through popular kids songs in a brainwashing fashion
What is Cocomelon?
This now megastar burst onto the scene playing hits like Tim McGraw, Our Song and Teardrops on my Guitar through the radio of Andy's Chevy Astro Van
Who is Taylor Swift?
Stock symbol for Lincoln Financial
What is LNC?
Chickens aren't the only ones coming home to do this, the term for birds going to sleep
What is roost?
These used to be more common when the government had subsidies for them, but now if I need it replaced it's far cheaper just to install a new air conditioner and use the gas furnace.
What's a heat pump?
A family of Australian dogs demonstrates an impossible standard of family life that no reasonable family could ever live up to
What is Bluey?
As bro country exploded in popularity, 'Cruise', by this band, was (to my chagrin) the anthem of many a college party
Who is Florida Georgia Line?
My oldest daughter's first name
What is Gracie?
Largest city in a fowl-named middle eastern country
What is Istanbul?
This 2025 first overall NBA draft pick joined the likes of Kawhi Leonard and Cameron Brink rocking the New Balances
Who is Cooper Flagg?
What is Gabby's Dollhouse?
Singing straight to the hearts of junior high kids with no real problems, this band convinced us all we were a little "emo", with hits like "Ohio is For Lovers" and "Nikki FM"
Who is Hawthorne Heights?
The name of Lincoln's Bermuda based affiliate reinsurer
What is LPINE? (Lincoln Pinehurst)
Operated by scraping a stick against a variety of squeaky materials, this type of turkey call is arguable the most popular
What is a slate or pot call?
A specific type of herbicide that prevents seeds from germinating
What's a pre-emergent?
I truly believe this woman will lead an army of toddlers to global dominance. But before that, she got her start as a YouTuber teaching kids about speech, numbers, animals, etc.
Who is Ms. Rachel?
More famous for the mega hit "Landslide", this band was a 90s favorite of Cindy Nelson for bangers like "Tusk" and "My Little Demon"
Who is Fleetwood Mac?
Lincoln's head of investor relations
Who is John Muething?
Often the most challenging of the US Turkey Grand Slam, this species of wild turkey is only found in southern Florida (officially)
What is an Osceola Turkey?
This device consists of a square shaped blade, that can be interchanged depending on task, that moves very quickly side to side almost appearing to vibrate. Especially useful for precise cuts and trim work.
What's an oscillating multi tool? (Oscillating saw)
This PBS show features a girl with an absurd name whose favorite color is pink. She attempts to teach us lessons alongside brother Peter and friend Allison. No matter what your political leanings, we can all be thankful public funding was pulled for this particular program.
What is Pinkalicious?
Who is Chuck Mangione?
Lincoln's first ever sponsored PGA athlete